“Reptiles are abhorrent because of their cold body, pale color, cartilaginous skeleton, filthy skin, fierce aspect, calculating eye, offensive smell, harsh voice, squalid habitation, and terrible venom; wherefore their Creator has not exerted his powers to make many of them.” ― Michael Crichton, Jurassic Park
With that said if they ever do bring back the T Rex, that will be my "emotional support animal".
1 posted on
09/28/2023 8:09:48 AM PDT by
Morgana
To: Morgana
Make all of these animal owners show proof of insurance before entry.
To: Morgana
These people are annoying..................
3 posted on
09/28/2023 8:19:32 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: Morgana
![](https://www.washingtonpost.com/resizer/pAVFh6b4Lp9JRBAMlcPwNJiMNyI=/arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost/public/OC4HYWVZTVGCBPPOHE2EFFPP7I.jpg)
What could possibly go wrong?
4 posted on
09/28/2023 8:22:44 AM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Morgana
Philadelphia Fightin’ Fascists! Alligators are service animals too, and for some alligators are people too. /s
5 posted on
09/28/2023 8:30:06 AM PDT by
ConservativeInPA
(Vacate the chair. Shutter the government until it can be correctly defunded.)
To: Morgana
The Phillies curse begins
6 posted on
09/28/2023 8:30:41 AM PDT by
South Dakota
(Patriotism is the new terrorism .)
To: Morgana
Wally Gator is a swinging alligator in the swamp.
See ya later, Wally Gator!
![](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/cartoonnetwork/images/4/4f/Wally_Gator_Title_Card.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140126032942)
7 posted on
09/28/2023 8:35:27 AM PDT by
Dr. Franklin
("A republic, if you can keep it." )
To: Morgana
This “emotional support” animal stuff is stupid. Every pet is an “emotional support” animal, that’s an essential part of the purpose of a pet. It doesn’t earn them any special privileges.
9 posted on
09/28/2023 8:39:15 AM PDT by
Boogieman
To: Morgana
Effed around and found out.
10 posted on
09/28/2023 8:45:35 AM PDT by
SaxxonWoods
(The only way to secure your own future is to create it yourself. 111 is the key.)
To: Morgana
Sounds like the Brotherly Lovers have been drinking some of that Lejeune style water.
11 posted on
09/28/2023 8:49:14 AM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(And the invasion of America continues while the RAT Party worries about the Ukraine.)
To: Morgana
He might be smarter than the average gator.
![](https://imgs.search.brave.com/Rli5ho-EUXvZTDwO9TEK6hoSP85I8bBIw2a2XTgLGSQ/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9pLnBp/bmltZy5jb20vb3Jp/Z2luYWxzL2Y4LzIz/L2QzL2Y4MjNkM2M1/OWJkNzk1MGI3YjQy/MWIwMGNhZGM5MjUx/LS1yYW1iby1hbGxp/Z2F0b3JzLmpwZw)
12 posted on
09/28/2023 8:52:15 AM PDT by
Bounced2X
(Boomer - I survived childhood with no bike helmet.)
To: Morgana
I understand the need for guide dogs and service animals, but how does someone arrive at the conclusion that an alligator is the best possible “emotional support” animal for themselves?
To: Morgana
They'll let him in here...
![](https://www.collegegridirons.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ben2012952.jpg)
15 posted on
09/28/2023 10:37:11 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Morgana
When he was a student at Harvard, future newspaper magnate William Randolph Hearst lived like an Arab potentate. He had an entire suite of rooms in the dormitory, and a valet.
He also had a pet alligator, which he would take to class with him, walking it on a leash. The gator’s name was “Champagne Charlie” because that was all he would drink.
To: Morgana
Although Wally was denied access to the game, it was seen giving out hugs to Phillies fans outside the stadium.![](https://media.tenor.com/images/4f2eec1671b4014534be0a8899ba0bd7/tenor.gif)
17 posted on
09/28/2023 3:25:10 PM PDT by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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