Posted on 09/27/2023 7:53:17 AM PDT by SunkenCiv
This clip from Season 1, Episode 1 of the TV program, "Kung Fu," explains the genesis of why the blind Master Po calls his young student, played by Radames Pera, "Grasshopper." TranscriptKung Fu's "Grasshopper" | 1:33 | Cavett Robert | 1.86K subscribers | 510,549 views | October 2, 2014
Eat your bugs!
We’ve been binge watching the survival series “ALONE”. several contestants drop out from constipation when they have to resort to eating bugs and wood fibers.
This is what they want for the population of the world - to die in agony, eating bugs that we were not intended to and suffering greatly.
Now there was a guy centuries ahead of his time! Greta and her ilk would love this guy. I guess in the end he wasn’t very sustainable, though.
(Note to self: grasshoppers stop you up)
“...he had “a very large desiccated fecal mass, which encompasses the majority of what would have been the gastrointestinal tract”,
Was he buried in the “fecal position”?
Grasshoppers are a little dry but wormburgers slide right through /s
There is a modern name for what this man died from- Toxic Megacolon.
It must’ve been quite painful for him.
And a good way to learn how lack of proper food will kill you very fast.
Those people who blithely babble about how "you can live three weeks without food so don't worry about it" have never been in a survival situation. When your muscles are shaky and cramping and your brain is foggy you are going to die. And that happens long before three weeks.
Deep State and Big Med are really pushing this crap...
Opening soon in leftist cities; Grasshopper and miralax smoothie bars
I would think they’d give you the runs. Or at least the hops
Lotsa crap here to make jokes about.
I imagine their chitin exoskeletons are pretty indigestible. Eat them in quantity and you might have a problem even Halley’s MO couldn’t solve.
Hopefully, the government will include laxatives with our insect rations.
Good name for a band.
:^) Whether he liked it or not.
Definitely in the metal genre
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