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Woman walking dog attacked by moose in Boulder County
denver7 ^ | Sep 20, 2023 | Robert Garrison

Posted on 09/21/2023 11:33:50 AM PDT by real saxophonist

Woman walking dog attacked by moose in Boulder County

By: Robert Garrison

Sep 20, 2023

BOULDER COUNTY, Colo. — A woman walking her dog was attacked by a moose near Ward in Boulder County.

It happened Wednesday morning on the South Saint Vrain Trail, according to Colorado Parks and Wildlife.

The cow moose charged the woman, headbutting and stomping on her several times, CPW said. She was able to walk to a nearby neighbor’s house and got help.

CPW said the woman was transported to a local hospital. The dog has minor injuries, and the neighbor reported it was leashed.

Wildlife officers were not able to locate that animal but posted signs warning visitors of a potentially aggressive moose in the area.

Moose perceive dogs as predators or threats, like a coyote or wolf, and can go after dogs. CPW recommends keeping dogs leashed while hiking.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: boulder; moose
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This is not my sister, and the moose did not bite her. And no cheese was involved.
1 posted on 09/21/2023 11:33:50 AM PDT by real saxophonist
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To: real saxophonist

I’m about to take a shower 🚿 (for real).

So have to read later.


2 posted on 09/21/2023 11:35:19 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: real saxophonist

Never get between Michelle Obama and a free meal.


3 posted on 09/21/2023 11:37:10 AM PDT by BigFreakinToad (Remember the Biden Kitchen Fire of 2004)
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To: real saxophonist

4 posted on 09/21/2023 11:38:20 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: real saxophonist

You answered most of the important questions, but did the story have a proper happy ending, which would be a trip to Tim Horton’s.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/ontario-man-finds-baby-moose-takes-it-to-tim-hortons-1.1831429?cache=hshngyycpze


5 posted on 09/21/2023 11:38:40 AM PDT by Hieronymus
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To: real saxophonist

Thank you for preemptively answering all the pertinent questions.


6 posted on 09/21/2023 11:38:53 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: real saxophonist

The Moose is Loose…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ftFziQhMubw


7 posted on 09/21/2023 11:40:21 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Eccl 10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left )
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To: Magnum44

One suspect is cleared. Not a moose.

Official result on file:
Was Ralph Kramden a Moose Lodge member?
No.
On ‘The Honeymooners’ Ralph and Ed were members of The Racoons, or The International Loyal Order of Friendly Racoons, which was headed up by the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.


8 posted on 09/21/2023 11:48:27 AM PDT by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: real saxophonist

Special M00se effects?


9 posted on 09/21/2023 11:49:41 AM PDT by Cold_Red_Steel
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To: Hieronymus

I don’t think they have Tim Horton’s in Colorado.


10 posted on 09/21/2023 11:52:23 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: real saxophonist
Røtern nik Akten Di Alsø wik

Alsø alsø wik

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?

See the løveli lakes

The wonderful telephøne system

And mani interesting furry animals

The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling University, and the people of Doune for their help in the making of this film.

The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional.

Signed RICHARD M. NIXON

Including the majestic møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".

We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.

Møøse trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA

Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix
concrete and sign com-
plicated insurance
forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER

Large møøse on the left
half side of the screen
in the third scene from
the end, given a thorough
grounding in Latin,
French and "O" Level
Geography by BO BENN

Suggestive poses for the
Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER

The directors of the firm hired to
continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to
be known that they have just been
sacked.

The credits have been completed
in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last
minute.

Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama

The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
making of this film.

The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
or history of any person is entirely accidental and
unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
Directed By
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and
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11 posted on 09/21/2023 11:53:45 AM PDT by ConservativeInPA (The Delay Trump’s trial, delay. Elect Trump President. Trump pardons himself. )
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Even if they do, the U.S. Tim’s just aren’t the same, so I can understand the Moose being in bad temper.

It one wants to reduce moose attacks south of the border, one needs to step up the quality of the coffee, the timbits, and the help. If a moose asks for a double-double, he should not have to explain himself.


12 posted on 09/21/2023 11:54:29 AM PDT by Hieronymus
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To: real saxophonist
officers were not able to locate that animal but posted signs warning visitors of a potentially aggressive moose in the area.


13 posted on 09/21/2023 11:56:49 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: Magnum44

LOL


14 posted on 09/21/2023 12:00:13 PM PDT by real saxophonist (Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
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To: BigFreakinToad

Was there a hyphen left out? Was it a woman walking a dog or was it a woman-walking dog? Did the woman get attacked or was the dog the target?


15 posted on 09/21/2023 12:07:33 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: ConservativeInPA

8~)


16 posted on 09/21/2023 12:13:38 PM PDT by real saxophonist (Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
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To: frank ballenger

Amos, Andy and Kingfish were members of the Mystic Knights of the Sea lodge???
My memory is fading....


17 posted on 09/21/2023 12:13:50 PM PDT by BatGuano (2020 = Stolen Election. Believe it! Molon Labe.)
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To: real saxophonist

Was it wearing black bloc? /s


18 posted on 09/21/2023 12:29:47 PM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: real saxophonist

She’s very fortunate. Moose are amongst the most dangerous of North American large animals.


19 posted on 09/21/2023 12:45:26 PM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: real saxophonist

Even the animals have gone nutso.


20 posted on 09/21/2023 1:38:31 PM PDT by Rappini ("No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in it's preservation" MacArthr)
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