Bears were found an hour later in a sugar coma sleeping soundly...
Darnnn... now I want a doughnut
Da Bears! They beat me to it. 😉
Christie will go to great lengths apparently, now he dresses in a bear costume and has an accomplice.
Free donuts. Reparations for past mistreatment.
I saw “Bears” in the headline and immediately thought they were in Alaska looking for a new quarterback. They’ve tried everything else and come up empty.
Bears are not stupid ,LOL
I would have suspected it was Chris Cristie were it not for the picture.
The new Allstate Mayhem ad where he’s a bear just out of hibernation tearing into a car came out right after we’d returned from an Alaska trip. The parking lot at our resort hotel had big signs warning you not to leave food or food packaging in your car. It was amusing to see the ads show up right after we’d just seen warnings about it on our trip.
Here’s the ad if someone doesn’t know what I’m talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy247xzcGBY
Dogs. Dogs frighten bears. Some female doctor in New Hampshire had Jack Russel terriers who chased a dog away from her bird feeder. They had access to the porch when she was at work, and broke a newel post to get a the poaching bear.
The bears had been staking out this heist for a while.
Where do da Bears keep da doughnuts? In da Refrigerator.
This is approximately what one will get in the city-operated food stores of Chicago in terms of self-serve checkout.
It is more convenient with the delivery vans.
“I was beating on the van and they’re not moving. I could hear them breaking open the packages and everything,” she said. “I was like, ‘They don’t even care.’”
She expected them to care?
A reasonable thing to expect from a Purple Dinosaur or maybe a dog.
I don’t think Viking Kitties care, and I doubt my cats would.
People like this should be told that the moral thing to do is to cease voting until animals are enfrachised.
you don’t have to look to know what color they were. /s
A clever executive will take advantage:
“Krispy Kreme: So bad that you’ll grin & bear it.”
Leave a truck load of Krispy Kremes with the door open in Alaska. Then be amazed when bears think they are in heaven! There will be bears hanging on that exact spot for 40 years..... waiting for another miracle truck.
The Krispy Kreme marketing department should run with this.
Texas Lone Star Beer did a whole series of funny commercials about their trucks being torn apart by giant armadillos.
Then there is the great John West Salmon “Bear Fight” commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU
There was a report of couple of bears on the local news who broke into 2 houses and raided the kitchens. They left a big mess.