Posted on 09/16/2023 11:07:20 AM PDT by xp38
DETROIT, MI — With UAW workers officially on strike to demand a 4-day, 32-hour work week, leadership with the Big Three automakers are reportedly struggling with whether to replace the union workers with robots or Mexicans.
"We really could go either way on this," said Ford CEO Jim Farley while lighting up a Cuban cigar with a stack of $100 dollar bills. "On one hand, robots work perfectly and tirelessly without complaining around the clock. On the other hand, President Biden is welcoming thousands and thousands of Mexicans across the border every day who will happily do these jobs for 32 cents per hour, 70 hours per week. What to do?"
"This is a real conundrum."
According to reports, there are currently 32,000 illegal migrants patiently waiting outside the picket line to take the place of the autoworkers while providing a superior work ethic for pennies on the dollar.
"We are tired of greedy corporations taking advantage of the American worker," said UAW President Shawn Fain. "We demand infinity money for less work forever. And we want to work from home. We believe this is more than reasonable."
At publishing time, automaker leadership elected to compromise and go with the robots but hire Mexicans to build them.
Better than robots built by Chinese.
I would choose robots. More trustworthy than foreigners.
Gotta go with the robots.
Robots smell better
According to reports, there are currently 32,000 illegal migrants patiently waiting outside the picket line to take the place of the autoworkers while providing a superior work ethic for pennies on the dollar.
“We are tired of greedy corporations taking advantage of the American worker,” said UAW President Shawn Fain. “We demand infinity money for less work forever. And we want to work from home. We believe this is more than reasonable.”
At publishing time, automaker leadership elected to compromise and go with the robots but hire Mexicans to build them.
Well the unions always demanded their members vote democrat! Now the members see just how the democrats really view them by bringing in lots of Mexicans to replace the striking workers.
Bidens untied the Gordian Knot.
He brought the third world to the United States to keep wages low and workers frightened. So no one has to choose between Mexicans and Robots. And as a bonus liberal ‘elties’ get to rape the children who are trafficked across the border.
Biden’s got all the basses covered.
Also, no need to worry about: calling off, excessive breaks, attitude issues, and playing on the phone.
Wetbacks are the natural choice...
They are needed to add to Soros’ 2024 guaranteed-communist voter lists...
I misread that as illegals trying to get pay from the union to walk the picket line. Locally when they were trying to protest in front of a non-union grocery store, the union could not get any of the grocery workers to do it on their off hours so the union had to hire outsiders.
thanks unions
Everyone is aware that this is satire, correct? Just barely, but satire none the less.
hecho en mexico
I hate to break it to you, but Tesla will be stamping out robots like cookies before 2025. operating on neural net software, with an IQ higher, probably, that of a lot of folks. And do motivation to complain about anything.Meanwhile, AI will decimate white collar work as well. It’s gonna get real interesting to figure out how to organize society after there are machines to do everything.
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