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1 posted on 09/11/2023 4:22:11 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

The two guys were idiots.
The guy with the camera totally egged them on and challenged them. They got stupider the more he “tried to talk them out of it”.
Camera guy was not an effective persuader.


2 posted on 09/11/2023 4:34:00 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (They say "Our Democracy" but they mean Cosa Nostra.)
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Good but, I wanted to see the moose really trample one of those idiots.


3 posted on 09/11/2023 4:39:04 AM PDT by FLT-bird
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Video posted for those who avoid yahoo

Language nsfw.

4 posted on 09/11/2023 4:49:04 AM PDT by chief lee runamok (Anti Socialist Flâneur@Large)
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He should have shown the aftermath.


6 posted on 09/11/2023 4:56:27 AM PDT by Jonty30 (If liberals were truth tellers, they'd call themselves literals. )
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The guide on a Tauck tour of Canada parks pointed out the moutain goats. The Japanese tourists from another tour were trying to provoke a reaction from the goats. The goats, according to the guide where extremely stressed. She pointed out the clues including, if memory serves, the ruffled back fur, the hunched shoulders, the males being between the females and calf’s and the tourists...the list was lengthy. She said it would be extremely dangerous to approach them the way the Japanese were, or, at all. I don’t recall any tourists getting lunged at, but the guide rattled off statistics of animal attacks and they were pretty bad. All of the attacks were due to people trying to get photos. Selfies weren’t a thing at that time, so I imagine the stats are worse today.


7 posted on 09/11/2023 5:01:03 AM PDT by Gen.Blather (Wait! I said that out loud? )
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Love it.

I went white water rafting up in Northern Maine many years ago, and we had to park our car and take a bus the last five miles or so to the area where we would enter the river, and it was thick wilderness.

However, as we got close to the dropoff area, there was a gigantic bull moose standing on the side of the narrow road. It was so huge that its head was level with bus windows, and the enormous rack disappeared above the window.

I had never seen a moose close up in the wild, and certainly not one that big.

I recall it had kind of beady, placid eyes, as it just stood there with those uninterested eyes, chewing whatever it was chewing on.

And there was a person, about five feet away from it, taking pictures of it.

The bus driver stopped the bus and hissed at the guy with the camera “Get away from that moose, you stupid idiot! That thing will kill you!”

As he pulled away, muttering, he said to nobody in particular: “People think they can walk up to those things the same way they can walk up to a cow or a horse because they look so calm, standing there motionless, chewing their food. But they can change in an instant, especially in rutting season, to a man-stomping human killer, and when they are that big, it doesn’t take any effort at all for them!”

The whole time he was saying this to nobody in particular, he was shaking his head from side-to-side.


8 posted on 09/11/2023 5:14:27 AM PDT by rlmorel ("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
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That was a Classic “Hold My Beer” moment.


9 posted on 09/11/2023 5:15:08 AM PDT by OHPatriot (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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If something outweighs you 10x over, leave it alone.


11 posted on 09/11/2023 5:20:57 AM PDT by BBQToadRibs2
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There’s a reason our ancestors called them “animals”. It was idiots like Walt Disney who turned them into walking, talking, weird-looking human beings.


12 posted on 09/11/2023 5:22:32 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (I don't know what the hell it is but you can bet in America it's "racist" and needs to be cancelled)
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I was driving through SE Washington wheat country near Prescott, when all the cars stopped. There was a young bull walking through the wheat towards the farmhouse. One of the other drivers said to me lets go get a closer look. I told him my sister was bitten by a moose and declined. I guess he thought better and drove off.


13 posted on 09/11/2023 5:22:56 AM PDT by shotgun
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Old video, but still just as satisfying.


14 posted on 09/11/2023 5:24:00 AM PDT by dinodino ( Cut it down anyway. )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Another reason never to drink alcohol.


28 posted on 09/11/2023 6:42:50 AM PDT by lurk (u)
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I remember visiting Rocky Mountain National Park some years ago. I was standing there quietly observing a very large herd of elk. The herd gradually sort of surrounded me, although I kept backing off and backing off. I was so close, I could hear the calves' kitten-like cries. I saw a cow chase off a coyote. And I was about 20 feet from the herd bull, a gigantic fellow with armchair-sized antlers. He knew I wasn't going to hurt him and was OK with me being there, calmly munching his grass. I've always had this rapport with animals. Eventually, other tourists showed up and tried to get way too close to the elk. I called out to them that these were wild animals and could stampede if frightened, so get way back. Suddenly I heard a deep masculine voice say, "Thank you ma'am. You may have saved some lives." I turned to find one of the tree-tall park rangers behind me. That was just a remarkable experience for me, being so close to the elk. They moved up to ME, I didn't go walking up to them.

Here is a beautiful boy I photographed at Sprague Lake in RMNP.


32 posted on 09/11/2023 8:49:05 AM PDT by EinNYC
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They fortunate in the sense that it wasn't a Bear or a Wildcat!


34 posted on 09/11/2023 9:04:10 AM PDT by VideoDoctor
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Were their sisters there?


38 posted on 09/11/2023 9:26:17 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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From the article:

“Moose are common in one of the Treasure State’s tourism hotspots, and visitors should always give them the respect they deserve.”

Lies!

During our most recent visit to Yellowstone, we drove all over the park looking for moose. They weren’t there!


39 posted on 09/11/2023 9:29:40 AM PDT by exDemMom (Dr. exDemMom, infectious disease and vaccines research specialist.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT; Diana in Wisconsin

When a moose comes walking down main street you should just stay in the bar and watch from the window.


42 posted on 09/11/2023 1:00:31 PM PDT by Pete from Shawnee Mission ( )
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