Posted on 08/30/2023 5:57:54 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A woman completely covered in tattoos said she’s no longer welcomed at ink parlors.
Melissa Sloan, 46, got her first tattoo when she was 20 years old and became addicted to the body art. She now has about 800 tattoos creating three layers of tattoos covering most of her skin.
Sloan’s face is filled with tattoos drawn upon tattoos as is much of her neck, arms and hands. But despite being a loyal customer, the Welsh woman has been banned from tattoo parlors who refuse to add to her covered canvas.
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As long as its not gold paint shes good...
Men can be grateful for her giving such noticeable warnings to steer clear.
Demon
LOL! Are you referring to the “huffer meme”?
Ya think ??? The generous welfare system enables this kind of crap ..
I was talking to an overly inked psychiatrist at the gym. He said he got the tats because he liked the pain.
Like a rattlesnake with 800 rattles.
Total vanity of “look at me”. Then gets pizzed that people find her repulsive.
Lydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia
Oh! Lydia, the tattooed lady
She has eyes that folks adore so
And a torso even more so
Lydia, oh! Lydia, that “Encyclopedia”
Oh! Lydia, the Queen of tattoo
On her back is the Battle of Waterloo
Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus too
And proudly above the waves
The Red, White and Blue
You can learn a lot from Lydia
She can give you a view of the world
In tattoo if you step up and tell her where
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree
Or Washington crossing the Delaware
Oh! Lydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia
Oh! Lydia, the tattooed lady
When her muscles start relaxin’
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson
Lydia, oh! Lydia, that “Encyclopedia”
Oh! Lydia, the champ of them all
For two bits she will do a Mazurka in Jazz
With a view of Niag’ra that no artist has
And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz
You can learn a lot from Lydia.
La la la La la la La la la La la la
Come along and see Buff’lo Bill with his lasso
Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso
Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon
And Godiva, but with her pajamas on
La la la La la la La la la La la la
Here is Grover Whalen unveilin’ the Trylon
Over on the west coast we have Treasure Islan’
Here’s Nijinsky a doin’ the Rhumba
Here’s her Social Security numba
La la la La la la La la la La la la
Lydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia
Oh! Lydia, the champ of them all
She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat
And now the old boy’s in command of the fleet
In nature vivid colors often mean danger. The more they have, the more dangerous they are. The colored hair, tattoos, piercings, earlobe weirdness, plucked out eyebrows, all that are danger signs to stay away.
She could have used some of that tattoo money on her teeth.
Shes welsh, meaning shes in the UK. Not really known for their effective dentistry or dental habits there.
She sure hides her bong well.
True enough.
Reviewing this specific picture, I can see some validity to being stumped about the definition of what is a “woman”.
nothing on that thing is art...
Goldfinger James Bond
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