There was a farmer nearby (now deceased) who used to raise a few beef cattle for market. He had one exceptionally long legged cow he named, wait for it,
High stakes.
When I began riding, the club had a thoroughbred who was no good on the track, and was sold to the club. He was so tall and long-legged his back hooves would knick his front legs. He was named ‘Highway’.
He was a good, gentle horse; but hard to mount. (It’s been decades since I could do that...)
What do you call a cow on stilts?..........
RAISING THE STEAKS!..................