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1 posted on 08/04/2023 1:14:02 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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‘Teens’ teens?.................


2 posted on 08/04/2023 1:17:19 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Beowulf9

I was raised to never play with food or disrespect it by throwing it........................


3 posted on 08/04/2023 1:18:28 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Beowulf9

Some Hmapton’s dad is gonna get a substantial bill.


4 posted on 08/04/2023 1:20:07 PM PDT by LeoTDB69
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To: Beowulf9

Bassnado. Nuff said.


5 posted on 08/04/2023 1:21:32 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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There’s something fishy about this story.


7 posted on 08/04/2023 1:24:22 PM PDT by Bullish (Either we don't see it coming or they don't... But somebody's got it coming.)
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Where would they get the fish? Working at a place that handles them?

“I had a friend once who worked for a fish supply place.
Heard he worked for scale.”🐟


8 posted on 08/04/2023 1:29:23 PM PDT by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: Beowulf9

Teens. Hampton.
Gosh, that’s hard to guess.


9 posted on 08/04/2023 1:30:50 PM PDT by Chainmail (How do I feel about ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.)
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My sympathies for the lady whose face was cut up and bloodied by a dumb joke, but why would they waste a 20 pound striped Bass on a stupid prank?

That should have been cleaned, deboned, seasoned with black pepper, soy sauce, sage and tarragon, covered with a glass lid, slow broiled with red onions, portioned and served, not dumped like a bucket of slop.
I’m surprised there is no video of the caper.


10 posted on 08/04/2023 1:35:45 PM PDT by lee martell
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In the 80s we had a water balloon launcher. From 3 stories up we could really get some good distance.

If we hit the building just above the tables we could shower 4 tables at once causing everyone to grab their plates and flee in chaos.

All summer....

18 posted on 08/04/2023 1:56:51 PM PDT by Manic_Episode (A government of the government, by the government, for the government)
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Not a bass, it was a flying blowfish.


20 posted on 08/04/2023 2:06:00 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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The kids just need to say it was a protest against restaurants serving seafood endangered due to climate change. The whole town will love them. And as long as Alec Baldwin Matt Lauer Chris Cuomo or any of the Soros kids didn’t get hurt it’s all good.


22 posted on 08/04/2023 2:21:06 PM PDT by freefdny
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In case you’re wondering.......Bilboquet is a child’s toy......
a ball on a string that kids try to catch in a cup.


34 posted on 08/04/2023 3:33:09 PM PDT by Liz (More tears are shed over answered prayers than over unanswered ones. St Teresa of Avila)
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20-pound striped bass

We're gonna need a bigger Bass-O-Matic.

36 posted on 08/04/2023 3:49:35 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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37 posted on 08/04/2023 4:12:38 PM PDT by mikey_hates_everything
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And now, a word that EVER FReeper should know:

"Cornobble" is a verb that means to slap or strike someone with a fish. Now I don't know if dropping a fish on someone would qualify as 'slap or strike', but I had to throw this out here in the interests of my fellow FReepers.

40 posted on 08/04/2023 5:18:43 PM PDT by NurdlyPeon (It is the nature of liberals to pervert whatever they touch.)
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We need to bring back the stocks and public floggings.
42 posted on 08/04/2023 5:31:26 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Follow the money. Even if it leads you to someplace horrible it will still lead you to the truth.)
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