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Yelp Reviews Warn Women About An Employee At A Florida Chipotle Who Is Trying To Steal Married Men
OutKick ^ | July 22, 2023 | Sean Joseph

Posted on 07/25/2023 7:46:16 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Ladies, if you’re hitting up a Chipotle in Fort Myers, Florida you might want to reconsider sending your husband to pick up the order. There’s allegedly a husband stealing employee at one of the locations.

According to several Yelp reviews there’s a woman by the name of Lucy who likes to seduce married men. The controversy appears to have started last month when the first review warning women of the husband stealing employee popped up.

The warning was not the only one. There were several all pointing the finger at a mystery employee named Lucy, who allegedly has a thing for married men and who might actually be the figment of someone’s elaborate imagination.

The first review/warning reads, “Don’t send your husbands here to “pick up chipotle.” Next thing you know, Lucy is going to seduce them into sleeping with her like she has with multiple married men! You have GUAC to be kidding me!”

Another backs up the claim made about the employee, “Lucy is a pig, she slept with my husband too. They need better customer service that doesn’t involve my bed. The guac sucks too!!”

“Stay far away,” the third one star review warns. “Lucy the GM or whatever position she is in– she likes to sleep with married man AKA her customers.”

Since the reviews, which are still up on Yelp, and the “controversy” surrounding them were brought to the internet’s attention thanks to this tweet, the location has been flooded with more “reviews.”

So many that the page now has an “Unusual Activity Alert” pop-up message. It informs visitors to the page that Yelp has “temporarily disabled” the ability to leave a review.

(Excerpt) Read more at outkick.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Food; Local News; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chipotle; florida; floridaman; floridawoman; food; fortmyers; husbandstealing; lucy; reviews; ttiuwp; women; yelp
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To: dfwgator

😂


21 posted on 07/25/2023 8:52:37 PM PDT by avenir ("They sang His praise...they soon forgot His works")
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To: DesertRhino

Lol


22 posted on 07/25/2023 8:53:18 PM PDT by avenir ("They sang His praise...they soon forgot His works")
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To: gas_dr

Possibly. And of course, the husbands are completely blameless. I’ll bet she gets hit on a lot.


23 posted on 07/25/2023 8:58:41 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This sounds like a Urban Myth. It’s a good story, and makes you think about it, but if “Lucy” is that well known, that infamous at Husband Stealing, she would have been either suspended, fired or transferred by her Regional Manager or “Whacked” by one of the Watchful Wives, video already uploaded.

Everyone has their notion as what this “Lucy” would look like. I say she must be a Redhead, natural or bottle.
She wears her uniform shirt with first three buttons left unbuttoned. She pops her gum while taking orders!


24 posted on 07/25/2023 9:07:37 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: lee martell

“She pops her gum while taking orders!”

Maybe I’m too old for this, but that would be a turnoff right there.


25 posted on 07/25/2023 9:31:43 PM PDT by buwaya (Strategic imperatives )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

https://twitter.com/search?q=lucy%20chipolte%20fort%20myers&src=typed_query&f=top

More....


26 posted on 07/25/2023 10:53:30 PM PDT by Az Joe (Live free or die)
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To: dfwgator

Lucy doesn’t have to explain Jack (cheese, that is).


27 posted on 07/26/2023 12:33:40 AM PDT by Migraine
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Yelp allows folks to say most anything, even if not true about the business in question.

I have been to a greasy spoon burger joint out by Lake Tawakoni in East Texas. The Yelp reviews accused them of everything under the sun after they came out against one of the many gay related threats - a Chik-fil-a protest IIRC. All they did was to support Chik-fil-a.

Most of the one star reviews were from California - I suspect that they couldn’t find this place using google maps. If I hadn’t been there I would think “meh”.

It was a deliberate attempt to hurt their business.

Now, as to Lucy the star of the Ft Myers Chipotle drama team, maybe she has a thing for married men, maybe not. I strongly suspect that the only way for her to be mentioned by name in this many reviews is for a Yelp piling-on session. An obsession by one jealous woman.

I mention great servers by name in my Yelp reviews. Chipotle is not one of those places I even notice the name tag.

Also, most Yelp reviews are by an older crowd ... just doesn’t pass the smell test.

Not much different that the extravagant prose that follows “Haribo sugarless gummy bears” reviews on Amazon.


28 posted on 07/26/2023 12:43:53 AM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: dfwgator

Oh no you din’t........


29 posted on 07/26/2023 3:15:57 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Somebody doesn’t love Lucy.


30 posted on 07/26/2023 4:40:37 AM PDT by popdonnelly (All the enormous crimes in history have been committed by governments.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mVuLSKTHr8. I love Lucy, But she don't care>
31 posted on 07/26/2023 4:43:40 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: texas booster

>An obsession by one jealous woman.<

It could also be:

A management trainee who got busted out of training,

A former girlfriend of Lucy’s current boyfriend,

Lucy trying to drum up business for her store.

I’m wondering if the customer base has now increased mostly with married men looking for a quick squeeze.

EC


32 posted on 07/26/2023 5:08:04 AM PDT by Ex-Con777
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To: gundog

It Wasn’t God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels

Kitty Wells 1952

As I sit here tonight, the jukebox playin’
The tune about the wild side of life
As I listen to the words you are sayin’
It brings memories when I was a trusting wife

It wasn’t God who made honky tonk angels
As you said in the words of your song
Too many times married men
Think they’re still single
That has caused many a good girl to go wrong


33 posted on 07/26/2023 5:55:08 AM PDT by DeplorablePaul
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To: DeplorablePaul
Great memory to pull that tune from the cobwebs!

Kitty Wells - It Wasn't God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels

Way back when the words to a song were important.

34 posted on 07/26/2023 7:28:18 AM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: texas booster

Not a great memory. It’s on my classic country music play list. I listen to it often. Country music made past the 70s sounds like rap to me.


35 posted on 07/26/2023 1:12:22 PM PDT by DeplorablePaul
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