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πππ!!! ππΌππΌππΌππΌπ πΏπππΏ πππππππ!!!!
7/22/2023
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 07/22/2023 8:11:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
141
posted on
07/22/2023 9:24:12 PM PDT
by
djstex
(All I Have to Say... President Trump was right about everything!)
To: Lazamataz
Spelling is not my strong sweat.
142
posted on
07/22/2023 9:25:13 PM PDT
by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
To: Lazamataz
143
posted on
07/22/2023 9:27:58 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Lazamataz
144
posted on
07/22/2023 9:32:21 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Lazamataz
Pity! The list of those who you would "hit" was about to get so much better!
To: Lazamataz
Pity! The list of those who you would "hit" was about to get more interesting!
To: Lazamataz
Electrifying, horrifying, terrifyingβ¦ the emptinessβ¦
. Please add me to your ping list.
147
posted on
07/22/2023 9:43:49 PM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(Dogs are called man's best friend. Moslems hate dogs. Add it up..)
To: Responsibility2nd; Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
Obligatory and Not-Ironical Obituary for The Late Great Lazamataz:
I stand before you today, to celebrate the Life and untimely Death of Sir Lazamataz. For those of you who didn't have the pleasure of knowing him in the (non-Biblical) sense, he was a great man, a great humanitarian, a great and prolific Freeper, and yes, a great and girthy Lothario.
How, you may ask, could any one man be all those things (and more!) ? Well, he told me so. In great and somewhat tedious detail. Not a braggart, at the start of his rise to fame, he became pedantic and predictable, later in his life and at the time of his passing.
I spent many hours in philosophically-minded DeepThought with our Laz, while having multiple Firefox tabs open, to other things, while Laz went on and on and on. And on.
He will be missed, mostly I think, by the many unattractive yet eager HoseBeasts that were the meat and potatoes (and slice of strawberry-rhubard pie) of his many Good Saturday Nights. Laz took the hits, too willingly I might add, that the rest of us more discerning Freepers would never entertain. Taking One For The Team was his lifelong motto, and he was exceedingly and innocently good at it. Thank you Laz for helping us dodge all those many many ugly bullets! It falls to those who survive you, to find the next naive innocent girthy Freeper to stand In Harms Way and Take One For The Fream.
Laz lived life to the fullest. A globetrotter, cow puncher, thespian, mad knitter of sweaters, he spent is off-HoseBeast hours yelling at clouds, littering, profaning Man (but not God), and waxing poetic about the topics of the day (that often included himself). An intellectual college-boy savant (idiot? you decide), Laz led the life that was the envy of Freepers everywhere. Envy, I tells ya! Clap, you Seals!
Thank you, Laz, for allowing us mere mortals to bask in your glow (and stank). Stank, you say? Yes, our Laz was possessed of the most bewildering boquet of pungent pungency ever to stank, in the history of Stank. I prefer to think that his "aroma" was the tool that he used to Take One For The Team, but that will be for the history books to decide.
In closing, farewell Dear Lazamataz, too short in this life, too much to say and too few people willing to listen to your drivel, too many HoseBeasts and too many slices of pie, and ultimately too big for the Interwebs. Farewell!
Olfactorally Yours,
Miguk
149
posted on
07/22/2023 9:44:47 PM PDT
by
Miguk
To: Huskrrrr; Lazamataz
There’s a bathroom on the right.
To: Lazamataz
151
posted on
07/22/2023 9:45:14 PM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: rexthecat
As for me. Iβm trying to figure out was it the beating from the husbands, the monkeys, the marmalade, the electricity, the light bulb, or something else that didnβt cause his demise? I tell you thereβs mischief afoot. I fear that weβll have to resurrect old Sherlock to get to the bottom of this. Bad business all around. Such a wholesome lad that you would hit anything in a skirt of the female persuasion. He will be missed eventually. Maybe. Or in the end.
No one will give a π©?
To: montag813
Raquel Welch. The sexiest woman of all time.
153
posted on
07/22/2023 9:49:43 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
(MAGA Republican is my pronoun.)
To: Lazamataz
He hit it just a little too hard this time?
We all knew that day would come.
Laz, we hardly knew ye!
154
posted on
07/22/2023 9:54:43 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(Stop the Zeepers from Censoring FReepers)
To: libh8er; Lazamataz
I did not know the headline field accepted html tags. I will keep that in mind.I didn't know that either.
I think we've both learned a valuable lesson from brother Laz's untimely demise.
155
posted on
07/22/2023 9:56:59 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Woke is a cancer of the mind and humanity)
To: Lazamataz
All eyes are on the clock...
You really gonna pull the
Trigger at 10:34 ?
To: Lazamataz
I like your sense of humor. :)
157
posted on
07/22/2023 10:03:07 PM PDT
by
DiogenesLamp
("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
To: Lazamataz
Told ya not to get vaccinated.
158
posted on
07/22/2023 10:05:00 PM PDT
by
Peter ODonnell
(In leftspeak, "disproven false claim" means fact. "Intolerance" means revulsion. "Progress" =failure)
To: Lazamataz
My severe cajolences.
Please give my retards to the decreased.
Forgive my spellering, I'm a bit verklempteous right now.
159
posted on
07/22/2023 10:12:57 PM PDT
by
Manic_Episode
(A government of the government, by the government, for the government)
To: FreedomPoster
:)
160
posted on
07/22/2023 10:13:12 PM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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