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Krispy Kreme is offering donuts for 86 cents today. But you won't be there. You'll be at Dunkin'.
Not The Bee ^ | July 14, 2023 | Staff

Posted on 07/14/2023 9:27:04 AM PDT by Red Badger

Oh look, Krispy Kreme is doing it again: They're nearlygiving away their donuts!

On Friday, July 14, customers can score a dozen original glazed donuts for just 86 cents with the purchase of a regular-priced dozen donuts.

Now, you may ask yourself in wonder: "Gee, how is it that Krispy Kreme could afford to sell a dozen donuts for just 86 cents? That's just seven cents per donut!"

And I got the answer for you right here: Their donuts just aren't that good.

We all know it. You can admit it here. This is a safe space.

Yes, Krispy Kreme donuts are covered in a shimmering, microns-thin, explosively sweet sticky glaze. At first it seems incredible.

But then you realize that the only reason they go to all that trouble is to conceal donuts which are little more than like 1/3 of an ounce of lame yeasted dough. They have to douse it in all that sugar to conceal the fact that they made pretty much no effort to make a good base-level donut.

If your donut's no good, it doesn't matter what you do to dress it up, it's still gonna be a disappointment.

Dunkin' Donuts, on the other hand, is much better. I'm not saying they're a world-class donut. They're not. Most of their donuts sort of taste like they were made in Council Bluffs, Iowa, like two weeks ago. There's no denying it.

Still. The donut itself is better. Many of their donuts are of the superior cake-based variety, more fulsome, with a better texture. Even their more pillowy yeasted-style doughs are better than Krispy Kreme's, though. It just feels like someone took more pride in making them is all.

Plus, the Dunkin' coffee is way better than Krispy's. The Krispy Kreme coffee tastes like it's been sitting on a Hobart burner for 60 years. A Dunkin' cup of coffee isn't going to win any Good Food Awards or anything, but it at least tastes like it was made at some point after the Nixon administration.

And don't forget Krispy went all-in on the Rona vax hysteria:

VIDEO AT LINK..................

Don't be lured by the siren song of cheap Krispy donuts! It's a trap! Go Dunkin' or go home!


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To: Red Badger

Swung by KK last Saturday, picked up a dozen for my morning men’s group.

12 glazed = $13.50.......WHAT??!!

Getting kinda expensive to clog your arteries nowadays.


61 posted on 07/14/2023 10:27:39 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: Red Badger
I tried Krispy Kreme when it was all the rage, many years ago, and never went back.

I agree with the author - they're tasty, but all-too tiny and airy.

More like eating a donut hole, than a donut.

62 posted on 07/14/2023 10:29:02 AM PDT by simpson96
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To: W.
The Foodtown we went to had a bakery with a donut machine that was running all day.

Sounds like something out of Homer Price. Neat!
63 posted on 07/14/2023 10:29:37 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
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To: Red Badger

What an idiot. Cake-based donuts are to Krispy Kremes like Tang is to orange juice.


64 posted on 07/14/2023 10:32:11 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (“There is no good government at all & none possible.”--Mark Twain)
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To: simpson96

That is why you eat 10 or more at a sitting.


65 posted on 07/14/2023 10:33:34 AM PDT by Codeflier (Don't worry....be happy)
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To: chajin

Nothing like Chocolate and Churros. We always go to Chocolatería San Ginés when we’re in Madrid.


66 posted on 07/14/2023 10:36:28 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: chajin

The closest thing we have is a Japanese restaurant owned by Thais and run by Mexicans..............


67 posted on 07/14/2023 10:38:04 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: pfflier

I definitely prefer Krispy Kremes.


68 posted on 07/14/2023 10:40:26 AM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: Red Badger

Shipley all the way.


69 posted on 07/14/2023 10:45:30 AM PDT by ro_dreaming (Who knew "Idiocracy", "1984", "Enemy of the State", and "Person of Interest" would be non-fiction?)
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To: All

Duck Donuts rocks


70 posted on 07/14/2023 10:46:10 AM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (Fraud vitiates everything)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Anyone remember this chain? Always preferred them over Dunkin' Donuts.

71 posted on 07/14/2023 10:48:42 AM PDT by simpson96
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To: RoseofTexas

The maple glaze dwant. they used to make and still hot were to die for. They don’t make the maple glaze anymore so they have nothing I want.


72 posted on 07/14/2023 10:51:03 AM PDT by suijuris (Once a man learns to see he finds himself alone in the world with nothing but folly.)
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To: Red Badger

Sorry, disagree. Dunkin’s donuts are. Now 1/3 smaller with a 25% increase in price. Krispy Kreme are still the best and always will be.


73 posted on 07/14/2023 10:55:10 AM PDT by ThePatriotsFlag (When Ashli Babbitt’s video-taped murderer Michael Byrd is indicted, I’ll start paying attention.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I’ll take the hot, fresh, made that morning donuts from the mom and pop shop near my house.


74 posted on 07/14/2023 10:56:45 AM PDT by TheWriterTX (Trust not in earthly princes....!)
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To: AnthonySoprano
"Please stop with all the Chris Christie threads!"

Anonymous sources report krispy kreme is considering
name change to 'christie creme'.

75 posted on 07/14/2023 10:56:47 AM PDT by chief lee runamok (Anti Socialist Flâneur@Large)
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To: Red Badger
Or, you could go to any good local bakery Like on the Butler County, Ohio (Just north of Cincinnati) Donut Trail...


76 posted on 07/14/2023 11:09:21 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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To: TheWriterTX

See my post.


77 posted on 07/14/2023 11:11:52 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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To: TheWriterTX

That’s always best. When I was young, there was an outfit called Montgomery Donuts in Rockville, Maryland, and their stuff was the best.


78 posted on 07/14/2023 11:15:00 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: chief lee runamok

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LOL


79 posted on 07/14/2023 11:32:47 AM PDT by AnthonySoprano (May 2023: I Guarantee McCarthy won’t allow Biden Impeachment to move forward )
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To: Red Badger

Someone can’t add. It’s .44 each because you must purchase another dozen at regular price plus sales tax.

You can make them at home for .07 each (.50 doz) that are melt in your mouth fresh and yummy.


80 posted on 07/14/2023 11:44:55 AM PDT by bgill
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