[ChicagoConservative27]

Trying to copy Jessie?

[Bob434]

if he had said that his gun snuck out of his holster and shot him, the left woudl be convinced it were true

[Responsibility2nd]

Trying to copy Jessie?

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Trying to copy Susan Smith.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Smith

[Round Earther]

Being that he has had the name Dakotah his entire life, I’m surprised it took this long.

[V_TWIN]

“told officers that “two unknown black males attempted to steal his vehicle”

Here we go.....

[alexander_busek]

“two unknown black males attempted to steal his vehicle” and that “the men displayed a firearm and made a threat to kill him before shooting him in the thigh.”

Those "two Black dudes" from the Sopranos certainly do get around a lot!

Regards,

[airborne]

After coming clean, Wood said he was upset over issues he was having with his girlfriend and accidentally shot himself while he was “playing” with his firearm in his vehicle

He should have shot himself in his private area. People like him shouldn't reproduce!

[Old Grumpy]

From the Sheriff: “when an employee does something of this nature, they will forfeit their ability to be associated with the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office.”

That’s a roundabout way of saying the employee will lose his job! The Sheriff doesn’t need employees like that, anyway.