Posted on 06/28/2023 6:09:07 AM PDT by McGruff
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of the media were left confused today after White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre deployed a smoke bomb on the ground and disappeared in a cloud when questioned about Hunter Biden's incriminating text messages with a Chinese Communist operative.
"She completely vanished!" said Peter Doocy of Fox News. "I was right in the middle of asking her a question about Hunter trying to strong-arm a member of the Chinese Communist Party on a deal involving Joe Biden. She threw something on the ground, the room filled with smoke, and swooshed her sport coat across her face like a cape as she disappeared. Once the smoke finally cleared, she wasn't anywhere to be found. It's her most creative escape yet, to be honest."
Jean-Pierre, who is a historic figure and a woman and black and gay, has struggled in recent days to make it through heavy questioning about Hunter Biden's backroom business dealings. "She's running out of ideas for ducking questions," said a source within the White House. "She already ignored questions to give a sales presentation for essential oils. The next day, she brought a cute little puppy out from behind the podium as soon as a question was asked about Hunter. Now, it's the Batman smoke bomb thing. We're wondering what she'll come up with next."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Definitely not carbon neutral.
She may have farted but I would refer you to the White House Council for a complete explanation.
Adding to her clown act ?
KJP is justing adding to her historical legacy.
I noticed the BEE overlooked an item in her historic list of being a woman and black and gay.
Anybody else notice that KJP wears dresses that show off her perky nipples?????
“At publishing time, Jean-Pierre had reportedly met with President Biden and his handlers to ask how difficult it would be to find another missing submersible they could implode”
LOL!
It’s too bad the Demented One couldn’t find an American willing to take this job. A midgetized, lesbian, French African with a single digit I.Q. was a poor choice.
Resident Bidung employs tax-paid duplicitous WH personnel to falsify govt documents.......
and to hide criminal family Bidungs using the tax-paid WH for Biden Crime Family gain.
A laughable policy released at the start of the tax-paid Bidung admin. “The Bidung White House will not release tax-paid records related to purely personal guests (i.e., visits that do not involve tax-paid official activities or political business)......”
REALITY CHECK The ever-opportunistic Hunter, always scrounging off the backs of hard working taxpayers, cravenly used tax-paid WH events for personal financial gain as shown during the Obama administration when his daddy was a tax-paid VP.
Hunter and his longtime business partner, Eric Schwerin, saw the Bidung WH as a prime money-maker. They would brazenly coordinate with his father’s tax-paid White House staff.
The two would criminally collude to invite business associates and potential business partners they were courting to official tax-paid Bidung WH events.
Slowjoe was ok with that since he got a cut of everything.
washingtonexaminer.com
June 27, 2023
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Hunter Biden was in full flight when it came to profiting from his father’s name and influence.
The money wasn’t just coming from Ukraine. It was coming from all over the world. “Global income streams for everyone altogether, so it’s for the period 2014 through 2019, our investigative years, so the total global transfers that Hunter and his associates would have received from Ukraine, Romania, and China was $17.3 million, approximately,” IRS WB2 said.
But that was for everyone involved in the Hunter Biden enterprise.
As for Hunter Biden himself, WB2 said: “Of this amount, for the period 2014 through ... the end of 2019 — that’s when income STOPS coming in (when slowjoe was out of office?)— it’s $8.3 million, what Hunter would have received.” That’s the bottom line for Hunter Biden’s foreign income during that period: $8.3 million.
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Indeed and she leaves a trail like the road runner.
Fun times if it were not for the communists controlling our government.
Judicial Watch Lawsuit: DOJ Concealing Records of Biden Family Payoffs with China and Russia
<><>In June 2020, SS records showed that, for the first 5 1/2 years of the Obama/Biden admin,
<><>Hunter Biden traveled extensively while receiving a tax paid Secret Service protective detail.
<><>During that time period, Hunter Biden took 411 separate domestic and international flights,
<><>he went to 29 different foreign countries.
<><>Hunter visited China five times.
<><>Judicial Watch is suing DHS for SS records on Hunter Biden’s travel and security costs,
<><>>suing the State Dept for messages sent thru the SMART system that mention Hunter Biden.
**************************************
The voluminous report of Hunters 459 crimes sent to Congress reviewed his laptop’s
<><>emails, videos, calendar items, photographs, phone records, financial documents, and more,
<><>provided context and explanation,
<><>serves as a “Rosetta Stone of crime under the patina of ‘the Delaware Way,’
<><>WRT a convoluted network of people leading the charge for global governance,
<><>including shell companies and middlemen
Crimes Hunter Biden allegedly committed include
<><>serving as an agent for foreign entities without disclosing it,
<><>tax fraud,
<><>falsifying business documents
<><>prostitution,
<><>non-consensual pornography,
<><>and distribution of narcotics.
Probably floated an air biscuit and couldn’t stand the smell herself.
I try to avoid watching Blackedy Ann, so I haven’t paid much attention to her diamond cutters, I’m afraid.
It wasn’t a smoke bomb. It was a cloud of sulphur and a loud high pitched cackling sound
It wasn’t a smoke bomb. It was a cloud of sulphur and a loud high pitched cackling sound.
Who does she think she is...Kamala Harris ??
Oh, HELL no
Perkies? Pics or it didn’t happen.
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