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Garth Brooks Opens Gay Bar
Babylon Bee ^
Posted on 06/14/2023 11:53:34 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe
NASHVILLE, TN — In a surprising twist, legendary country music star Garth Brooks has announced that his new bar will in fact be a gay bar, as they will be serving Bud Light.
"There are plenty of other straight bars you can go to, but at my bar, we will serve an endless supply of Bud Light!" said Garth Brooks sporting a glittery rainbow cowboy hat and rhinestone studded chaps. "So if you wanna go where the whiskey drowns and the Bud Light chases your blues away then come on down to the 'Friends In Low Places' bar.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: beau; biden; bidenbeer; budlight; buttlight; garthbrooks; joebiden
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To: W.
“It’s Raining Men” will be playing while the boys are drinking their Bud Lights.
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posted on
06/14/2023 1:28:37 PM PDT
by
alstewartfan
("She looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there like a lady with her lbegs crossed." Creepy Joe)
To: Billthedrill
LMAO!
Hedy Lamarr.
“That’s Hedley!
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posted on
06/14/2023 3:04:50 PM PDT
by
cld51860
(We’re doomed.)
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
06/14/2023 3:08:49 PM PDT
by
Vaduz
(....)
To: Morgana
welp, he’s got one whether he wants one or not now...
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posted on
06/14/2023 3:16:05 PM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: Tench_Coxe
Garth was dressed appropriately—leather riding chaps with the cut away "easy access" bottom, paired with a shiny matching leather vest over his clean shaven well oiled chest. "Hubba hubba" squealed the simpering whimpering crowd!
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posted on
06/14/2023 3:22:58 PM PDT
by
Governor Dinwiddie
(LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
To: Tench_Coxe
Gay
rth's Guys... 
To: tennmountainman
Maybe Garth will invite Dylan Mulvaney as special guest on opening night. 
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posted on
06/14/2023 3:47:45 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dfwgator
To: Tench_Coxe
Funny, as usual from the Bee..
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posted on
06/14/2023 4:02:05 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: 1Old Pro
school teachers will get reduced pricing.
School teachers bringing their class gets a very special pricing, the younger than 7 the class gets in free..
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posted on
06/14/2023 4:16:58 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: Tench_Coxe
Having a product available for sale and actually selling it are 2 different things. We’ll have to wait for Garth’s next announcement about how much BLight he actually sells.
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posted on
06/14/2023 9:22:45 PM PDT
by
Bernard
(“the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state but from the hand of God." JFK 1-20-61)
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