Kamala Harris Receives Honorary Degree From Clown College

Babylon Bee ^ | May 17, 2023 | Staff

[Twotone]

U.S. — Vice President Kamala Harris was honored with an honorary degree from America's premier clown college Wednesday for her hard work clowning around the nation's capital. Harris joins a pantheon of great American clowns such as Lori Lightfoot and John Wayne Gacy.

"It is an honor to be respected by this great institution of clowning," VP Harris said humbly after donning traditional clown garb and squeezing a bugle horn. "Who doesn't love a clown? Am I right? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Ohhhhhh I just LOOOVE clowns! HA HA HA HA HA!"

Dean Sippy the Cosmic Space Clown pinned an oversized novelty flower corsage to her lapel and shook her hand with an electric handshake buzzer, as is tradition among the most respected of clowns.

"Today you are no longer Kamala Harris, Vice President of the United States. You are henceforth Kammy the Laughing Clown!"

Kammy the Laughing Clown reportedly laughed wildly for the next three hours as an audience of clowns looked on in abject terror.

Kamala Harris' clown persona is officially registered with Clowns International and is available for birthday parties.

[TBP]

I didn’t think she was up to the standards, even for an honorary degree.

[libh8er]

I would love to see CumAllah debating Vivek.

[eyeamok]

What’s next? Is the Chicken Ranch in Pahrump, NV going to give her a Honorary degree also

[fidelis]

Kammy the Laughing Clown reportedly laughed wildly for the next three hours as an audience of clowns looked on in abject terror.

Even a clown can see what a menace she is.

[dfwgator]

FSU?

[GaltAdonis]

[No name given]

It would be funnier if it weren’t true!

[zeugma]

OMG, that is too funny.

[rktman]

🤡 Bozette duh klown.

[BigFreakinToad]

you must mean the “throaty”

[allblues]

If she learns to ride a unicycle, walk a tightrope or juggle that might make it legit.

[Boogieman]

She’s already swallowed quite a few swords.

[M Kehoe]

“She’s already swallowed quite a few swords.”

Some zucchini too.

5.56mm

[Songcraft]

BB forgot to note the astute, profound comments Kamzie expressed to the esteemed, assembled press, after she received the prestigious clown degree.   She said, "receiving a clown degree is very similar to the reception of a clown degree, just like getting wet from being in a rainstorm on a rainy day is akin to the sense of dampness one experiences when standing out in the rain and getting wet".

("Giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle...")

[SMARTY]

Right...it’s insulting to clowns

[SMARTY]

She can audition for “Waiting for Godot”...she’s perfect for the part

https://youtu.be/eGQToJ9RR-4