Ohio woman accused of pooping on chapel altar, wiping with runner

NY Post ^ | May 18, 2023 | yYaron Steinbuch

[BenLurkin]

Laura Miniard, 26, was slapped with a felony charge of desecration after she allegedly pooped on the altar of a chapel at the Good Samaritan Hospital in Cincinnati on Saturday, Fox 19 reported.

The scatological suspect then wiped herself using a fabric runner and used a picture from the chapel to smear her feces on the table, according to court documents cited by the outlet.

Miniard was booked into the Hamilton County Jail with a bond set at $2,500 and is set to appear in court on May 25.

[Chickensoup]

The Christians have to have someone who will make a fuss

[roving]

God, out of his mercy, allowed her to live.

[Seruzawa]

Yes, but what does our senior hotness rater, Laz, think about this?

[KittyKares]

At a hospital chapel, no less, where people really need some solace. What a sick pig.

[Deo volente]

Possessed.

Bring in an exorcist, but even then it might be too late.

[Dave911]

Bring back burning at the stake.

[crusty old prospector]

She must have learned at feet of the master in San Fransicko.

[Lazamataz]

It is mandatory that I hit anything with even the slightest bit of concave curving down there.

[WashingtonSource]

A God-hating, self-loathing Lesbian.

[Lazamataz]

Before taking her to jail, the cops should have rubbed her nose in it....

...and swatted her with a rolled-up newspaper.... and yelled "Bad dog! Bad dog!"

[windsorknot]

She looks constipated.

[AmericanMermaid]

Yep. Exactly what that is. These people are being given over to a reprobate mind, and you can see that in her eyes.

[bigbob]

Not sure about the “lady” part

[mrmeyer]

99.9% certain she’s a pescatarian

[euram]

Interesting. In Colorado a year or so ago a guy was sentenced to 20 years for thinking about bombing a synagogue, he didn’t actually do anything beyond commenting on that to an FBI informant who had given him fake bombs.

Watch and see, this woman will get a small fine and a few days of community service for having committed an actual crime.

[Chickensoup]

So will you as a Christian kick up a fuss? Call the da?
Call the local press?

Do anything?

Or just whine?

[duckman]

“Laura Miniard” when she crokes she needs to dress for warm weather.

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

Love the comments here and under the NY Post as well. Such consistency of revulsion suggests the world will survive these — speaking medically of the part of the body used in the desecration — assholes.

[Robwin]

Make her clean up the mess.

[Nachoman]

Make her clean up the mess.

With her tongue.