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Emu still on the run in Illinois
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| 10 May 2023
| Jack Baudoin
Posted on 05/12/2023 1:32:56 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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Be on the lookout.
An emu is on the lam!
This could be interesting.
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posted on
05/12/2023 1:32:56 AM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
Maybe the emu found a job with Liberty Insurance. 🤗
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posted on
05/12/2023 1:58:35 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
To: Mark17
Check the local car wash establishments
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posted on
05/12/2023 2:00:22 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: DUMBGRUNT
it’s not like it can hide under a rock. it’s been trained to eat a certain kind of food while in captivity. you can’t outsmart an emu????
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posted on
05/12/2023 2:06:27 AM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
( )
To: DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
“An emu is on the lam!”
This choice of words stopped me in my tracks, too.
Your comment is perfect!
To: SaveFerris
Check the local car wash establishmentsYep. Get here bro. 👍
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posted on
05/12/2023 2:47:16 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
To: DUMBGRUNT
Do they taste like chicken, turkey?
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posted on
05/12/2023 3:00:02 AM PDT
by
exnavy
(Grow your faith, and have the courage to use it.)
To: exnavy
They are good to eat.
A shot to the head would end the problem of it running away quickly.
To: DUMBGRUNT
No hits for “emu trap” on Amazon.
To: DUMBGRUNT
In before the Liberty Limu.
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posted on
05/12/2023 3:32:02 AM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMV.e)
To: Seeing More Clearly Now
Well, it said so in the sentences above.
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posted on
05/12/2023 3:33:51 AM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMV.e)
To: the OlLine Rebel
Just came up with the title for my new book “How to Catch an Emu and other tales from the left”
I do think gay men like emus. “An alternative method used is to catch the emu then stand behind the animal with one hand across its back providing downward pressure while the other hand is placed from the side around the bird to clutch the soft skin area between the legs and hard bare area of the breast plate.” Wiki
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posted on
05/12/2023 3:38:30 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(The Democrat Party - Dumbing Down America Since 1965.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I have been in the Australian outback in a Range Rover that could not catch up with one of these large, flightless birds.
It is no easy thing to run down such a speedy BIG animal like this. Also, they can kick the hell out of anybody who tries to grab one.
This bird might be killed or tranquilized with a rifle but it will be no easy task to catch one or even get a good shot at it.
To: DUMBGRUNT
Check any Liberty Mutual offices.
Was the emu wearing a yellow shirt and was he seen with a guy with a mustache and a yellow shirt? 🤓
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posted on
05/12/2023 4:19:57 AM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: DUMBGRUNT
It’s basically a dinosaur.
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posted on
05/12/2023 4:22:50 AM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: DUMBGRUNT
An emu is on the lam!
New hit song: Emu on the run...
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posted on
05/12/2023 4:42:43 AM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: exnavy
Do they taste like chicken, turkey?
I knew that hamburger I had last night had an unusual taste. Emuburgers?
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posted on
05/12/2023 4:45:35 AM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: Deplorable American1776
There’s an emu on the road
His brain is squirmin’ like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If you give this bird a ride
Sweet family will die
Emu on the road, yeah
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posted on
05/12/2023 4:58:04 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: DUMBGRUNT
My son worked on a farm with 2 of them. They made good guard animals for the chickens because they thought they were just a big chicken.
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posted on
05/12/2023 5:02:20 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
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