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Got Wood Milk? Aubrey Plaza's hilarious commercial satirizing plant-based “milks” has the Left crying.
Not The Bee ^ | May 11, 2023 | Staff

Posted on 05/11/2023 12:33:34 PM PDT by Red Badger

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To: Red Badger

This is an oldie but a goodie on almond milk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJCTIPWPNtw


21 posted on 05/11/2023 2:41:51 PM PDT by MomwithHope (Forever grateful to all our patriots, past, present and future. )
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To: Red Badger

Wood milk is making a Kim Kardashian styled comeback


22 posted on 05/11/2023 2:48:00 PM PDT by struggle
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To: Red Badger; Diana in Wisconsin; metmom
Red Badger :" If you make cheese out of wood milk does it turn back into wood?............."

You count the rings of cellulose, and determine if it was a good year for cheese.
The more rings, the older , and more sharp the cheese .
No rings - its yogurt !
Willow smells like kitty pee, sorta like limberger of the softwoods,.. hold your nose !

23 posted on 05/11/2023 2:59:06 PM PDT by Tilted Irish Kilt
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To: Red Badger
Let the chips fall where they may ...
Got milk ? ..

24 posted on 05/11/2023 3:04:45 PM PDT by Tilted Irish Kilt
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To: Red Badger

Wood Shavings = Cheese Curds.

Now with even MORE Hamster! :)


25 posted on 05/11/2023 3:37:20 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: Red Badger

If you use a Pussy Willow tree to make your wood milk, you may experience side effects like drinkers of Soy Milk are accustomed to.

26 posted on 05/11/2023 3:53:09 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Red Badger

The free range comment was an especially nice touch. LOL.


27 posted on 05/11/2023 5:39:05 PM PDT by Dad was my hero (Liberalism, the belief that you can pick up a turd by its clean end.)
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To: dfwgator

quirky and I like quirky


28 posted on 05/11/2023 5:43:36 PM PDT by coalminersson
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To: mountainlion

No. But it’s a great fire starter.


29 posted on 05/11/2023 5:48:03 PM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: rickomatic
I, like most folks skip YouTube commercials as quickly as allowed. But I watched this one all the way through. Absolutely hilarious.

Yep. As soon as I saw Aubrey Plaza, a relaxed the skip button and watched the whole commercial.

Immediately I understood two things: It was a pretty good commercial and there's going to be a sh*tstorm on social media where anti-milk sentiments are much stronger than they are in real life.

Of course, this came true.

30 posted on 05/11/2023 5:54:43 PM PDT by Drew68 (Ron DeSantis for President 2024. A real conservative.)
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To: napscoordinator

I think it’s white lotus,.


31 posted on 05/11/2023 6:08:48 PM PDT by coalminersson
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To: coalminersson

Yep. You are right. Thank you.


32 posted on 05/11/2023 7:15:14 PM PDT by napscoordinator (DeSantis is a beast! Florida is the freest state in the country! )
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To: Red Badger

Blnk
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33 posted on 05/11/2023 7:52:18 PM PDT by minnesota_bound (Need more money to buy everything now)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

Musta been a Sweet Gum!.....................


34 posted on 05/12/2023 5:13:57 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

We use cedar wood shavings for our chickens nests and coop. Keeps the smell down!.......................


35 posted on 05/12/2023 5:23:06 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

Wood milk?!

Gack!

Is this what their mamas feed termite babies?!


36 posted on 05/12/2023 5:31:56 AM PDT by mewzilla (We will never restore the republic if we don't first secure the ballot box.)
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To: Red Badger

I’m posting this for one reason...

https://foodinstitute.com/focus/deep-dive-the-state-of-alternative-milk/

Note where the data touting great sounding sales comes from.


37 posted on 05/12/2023 5:35:44 AM PDT by mewzilla (We will never restore the republic if we don't first secure the ballot box.)
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To: mewzilla

If wood milk sours, do you get splinters in your mouth?..............


38 posted on 05/12/2023 5:40:13 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger
This is like the BBC spaghetti tree hoax in 1957 🙂🙂
39 posted on 05/17/2023 6:38:12 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (If a liar's pants really did catch on fire The View, ABC, CNN, MSNBC would be more fun to watch)
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