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Posted on 05/10/2023 7:49:21 AM PDT by Round Earther
You are what you drink.
Police in Kansas were surprised last week when they pulled over a DUI suspect, only to find the driver was dressed up as a Bud Light beer can.
Deputies flagged down the culprit on May 5 after receiving reports about a possibly intoxicated motorist on Interstate 35, the Franklin County Sheriff’s Office said.
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You can get drunk on Bud Light? Who knew??
As the kids say... GAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
But.. Did he identify as Miller?
Franklin County is a solid conservative county in Kansas. I did notice the gender was never revealed and WDAF wrote this:
“They have since posted bond and are no longer in custody, WDAF reported.”
Not “he” but “they”. Good grief.
Kansas. Cops. DUI. Bud Light.
Oh, I bet these cops gave this perp pure heck! I’m surprised they were able to arrest him given the fact they must have been laughing so hard.
It would be SO AWESOME if the LGBQXTR76RE community decided to adopt AB products as their official drink. Like if they really got behind the company.
That would alienate the remaining customers out of sheer fear of being mistaken for freaks.
Then AB could go down the drain for good.
You in a heap of trouble, boy. And I do mean BOY.
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Mr. Taggart was unavailable for comment.
Did Florida Man take a vacation in Kansas?
No need to arrest Bud Light drinkers — yet.
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