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1 posted on 05/09/2023 12:44:52 PM PDT by Red Badger
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A “smart toilet seat that might save my life” would be one that dropped the seat after I peed, so my wife wouldn’t fall in.


2 posted on 05/09/2023 12:50:09 PM PDT by Fido969 (45 is Superman! )
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This article seems ‘slanted’ towards more gov. control - now even of your bathroom habits!


4 posted on 05/09/2023 12:58:31 PM PDT by Lake Living
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You have got to be $h!tt!ng me! Really!!


6 posted on 05/09/2023 12:59:31 PM PDT by Honest Nigerian
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I don’t like going to my “medical professional” at any time, least not while I’m on the toilet. That’s just utterly stupid. Talk about solving a problem that doesn’t exist.

And I’ll sit as long as I darn well please.


8 posted on 05/09/2023 1:03:15 PM PDT by cyclotic
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After taking your measurements, Heart Seat connects to WiFi and sends that information to Casana's cloud, then to your medical providers.

Does that mean you have to log in, so to speak?

9 posted on 05/09/2023 1:12:40 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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Just another way of continually tracking and monitoring you.


10 posted on 05/09/2023 1:12:42 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith….)
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I’m all for busing em’ out.


12 posted on 05/09/2023 1:32:58 PM PDT by eyedigress (Trump is my President!)
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It wouldn’t do me any good. I defecate standing up.


13 posted on 05/09/2023 1:35:47 PM PDT by BipolarBob (I was going to start procrastinating this year, I just haven't got around to it.)
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This is probably a more important kind of toilet to have in your home.

Toilet Death Ejector - SNL
https://youtu.be/_9BjJkqybz8

14 posted on 05/09/2023 1:37:13 PM PDT by familyop ("For they that sleep with dogs, shall rise with fleas" (John Webster, "The White Devil" 1612).)
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Imagining how these will fair when the office buffalo sits down and destroys it.


17 posted on 05/09/2023 1:48:32 PM PDT by Bayard
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I don’t need electronics in my shxtter seat. Probably does a mRNA test and injects you if negative.

Maybe assigns dumps per person and is recorded and sent to the government for ESG payment.


20 posted on 05/09/2023 2:35:46 PM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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It should make over flows more exciting.


23 posted on 05/09/2023 3:34:32 PM PDT by Vaduz (....)
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What??? No microphones and camera? How about accelerometers to measure the Big Blast Eruptions?


25 posted on 05/09/2023 4:03:57 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (I don’t like to think before I say something...I want to be just as surprised as everyone else…)
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