“Passengers” now disrupting air travel Down Under.
Well, I had to look and yep, the usual suspects.
Those crazy Aussies, whose ancestors were selected by the finest judges in England!
you can take the ho out of the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto out of the ho
Aborigines not accustomed to flying on big steel bird
I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon
A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun
I couldn’t get my money back so I’m in seat 7A
I’m getting drunk on a plane
I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy
‘Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me
Now I’ve got empty mini bottles fillin’ both our trays
Hmm, I’m getting drunk on a plane
Buyin’ drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it’s a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
Stewardess is somethin’ sexy
Leanin’ pourin’ Coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It’s Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I’m up so high, may never come down
I’ll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why I’m getting drunk on a plane
We had this date marked on the calendar forever
We’d take that new wed limo airport ride together
I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake
So hey, I’m getting drunk on a plane
Buyin’ drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it’s a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
Stewardess is somethin’ sexy
Leanin’ pourin’ Coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It’s Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I’m up so high, may never come down
I’ll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why I’m getting drunk on a plane
On my way home I’ll bump this seat right up to first class
So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
And when we land I’ll call her up and tell her kiss my ass
‘Cause hey, I’m drunk on a plane
Buyin’ drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it’s a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
Stewardess is somethin’ sexy
Leanin’ pourin’ Coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It’s Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I’m up so high, may never come down
I’ll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why I’m getting drunk on a plane
I’m getting drunk on a plane
I might be passed out
In the baggage claim, hmm
But right now
I’m drunk on a plane
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I didn’t know the Aussies had an Amish problem.
Nothing like a fine Australian table wine served mid-flight.
Seems Australia has AA’s as well...
sad
I thought, “Austrailia, so it very probably wouldn’t be the expected perps.”
I evidently was wrong. It must be something in the air.
Before I read they were from Australia , I was sure t would be a Spirit flight.
They look like Aborigines. They have a terrible problem with alcoholism in addition to the usual impulse control problem.
So much for flying the friendly skies.
Rowdy passengers? Is that Aussie for “teens?”
Eh, it’s what Aussies do. No wurries mate.
I wish pilots could execute unruly passengers. They can be armed, now let’s see them shoot the idiots.
Africa is Africa for a reason. It ain’t the dirt that makes it an s hole.
Fosters Australian for Beer.
From now on I will refer to the bLM section of people as Toons. Thanks to Eddie the Detective from Roger Rabbit. The same applies to idiots of the leftard section of the insane party.
It is what comes to my mind when the cartoon characters go nuts, then Dumbo comes to the window.
Flippin’ Toons, always being driven insane by white folks.