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1 posted on 04/17/2023 11:06:06 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

ChatGPT writes great Haiku poems


2 posted on 04/17/2023 11:07:14 AM PDT by for-q-clinton (Cancel Culture IS fascism...Let's start calling it that!)
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To: Red Badger

I never got it.
Haiku is a mystery.
I do not get it.....................


3 posted on 04/17/2023 11:07:38 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Louis Foxwell; nickcarraway

Ping!.........


4 posted on 04/17/2023 11:11:35 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger
quite early in the morn,
barefoot on the dark wood floor,
hairball squish - damn cat
7 posted on 04/17/2023 11:30:44 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
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To: Red Badger
Take me down to Hai
ku city where the grass is
green and the... crap
10 posted on 04/17/2023 11:50:04 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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To: Red Badger

How I love my cold beer.
Almost as much as my wife.
Just kidding, much more.


11 posted on 04/17/2023 12:05:39 PM PDT by Mr. Mohasky (Common sense in a world lacking any, will be perceived & construed as an extreme point of view.)
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To: Red Badger

See what I did?

13 posted on 04/17/2023 12:36:54 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: Red Badger

I can’t do haiku, will a limerick do?

There once was a Senator from Mass
Who wanted a strange piece of ***
He lucked up and found it
But screwed up and drowned it
And now his future is past.


14 posted on 04/17/2023 1:20:47 PM PDT by skepsel ("A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime", Mark Twain.)
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To: Red Badger

My BFF did one. Here it is. She says that it is deep and profound. I got to look up a word. . . onnagata???

Onnagata Da Vida???
A Haiku by Squeeky Fromm

Tsunami of lies
The face paint is washed away
Unopened buds weep


16 posted on 04/17/2023 1:49:42 PM PDT by Penelope Dreadful (And there is Pansies, that's for Thoughts. +Sodomy & Abortion are NOT cornerstones of Civilization! )
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To: Red Badger

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sour Cream is white
And comes in a tub.

Hat tip to the late Jim Varney aka Earnest P Worrell.


17 posted on 04/17/2023 2:02:02 PM PDT by Texas resident (We are living through Barak's fundamental transformation)
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To: Red Badger

Yesterday was nice,
The temp was seventy five,
Today we had snow.


18 posted on 04/17/2023 2:06:16 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TP)
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To: Red Badger

Help me! I am trapped
In a haiku plant.
Save me, before they


19 posted on 04/17/2023 2:27:34 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (“There is no good government at all & none possible.”--Mark Twain)
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To: Red Badger

Pour everyone here
Fratty Lites all around, thanks
yeah the treat’s on me


20 posted on 04/17/2023 2:37:05 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (“There is no good government at all & none possible.”--Mark Twain)
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To: Red Badger
And of course, my all-time favorite:

Haikus are easy

But they don't always make sense

Refrigerator

21 posted on 04/17/2023 2:45:48 PM PDT by NurdlyPeon (It is the nature of liberals to pervert whatever they touch.)
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