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Dumb Criminal Busted Assembling Scooter He Just Stole Outside the Store
101 WRIF ^
| 4/11/23
| James // Dave & Chuck the Freak
Posted on 04/12/2023 12:42:25 PM PDT by DallasBiff
A Florida man named Patrick Vandermeyden-Miller was recently dubbed “dumb criminal of the week” by the local Sheriff.
Vandermeyden-Miller was arrested outside of a Palm Coast Target for allegedly stealing an electric scooter.
According to reports Flagler County Sheriff’s Office received a call about a man that walked past the check out lines of a Target store with an electric scooter and never paid for it. When the deputies responded Vandermeyden-Miller was not hard to find…he was assembling the scooter right outside the front door.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: crime; darwinaward; florida; floridaman; stupid; target; vandermeydenmiller
Did Kamala bail him out?
Anyway this dummie, should have gone to Newsome's Cali, he would be free as a bird scooting away.
To: DallasBiff
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posted on
04/12/2023 12:45:30 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: All
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posted on
04/12/2023 12:47:17 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
( )
To: DallasBiff
Did he have fried chicken too?
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posted on
04/12/2023 12:48:32 PM PDT
by
fretzer
To: Red Badger
Knife attack in 2015 and stealing an electric scooter now? What’s DeSantis doing about crime in Fl?
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posted on
04/12/2023 12:51:07 PM PDT
by
newzjunkey
(We need a better Trump than Trump in 2024)
To: fretzer
Saw his picture. Not authorized for fried chicken. Not for reparations, either. Just monumentally dumb.
To: Red Badger
How else he supposed to get home after the crime?
C'mon man!!
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posted on
04/12/2023 1:02:40 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: SaveFerris
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posted on
04/12/2023 1:06:05 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(Not my fault, yer Honor. I went to the Alec Baldwin School of Firearms Handling. )
To: BipolarBob
He may have reached 7 mph! That could have been one exciting chase!
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posted on
04/12/2023 1:08:19 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: DallasBiff
These people have become so emboldened, they don’t fear or care if they go to jail...They walk out with shopping carts full of stuff like it’s owed to them...
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posted on
04/12/2023 1:31:28 PM PDT
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: Red Badger
The hair is especially interesting.
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posted on
04/12/2023 1:49:26 PM PDT
by
Dave911
To: DallasBiff
Maybe since the scooter was outside the store, he thought it was being discarded?
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posted on
04/12/2023 1:55:20 PM PDT
by
Migraine
To: Migraine
The part where he “walked past the checkout lines with the scooter” puts the brakes on that defense...
To: DallasBiff
As Sticks says, the smart ones don’t get caught.
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posted on
04/12/2023 2:03:31 PM PDT
by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: SaveFerris
Don’t the batteries on these things take …um, like HOURS to charge?
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posted on
04/12/2023 2:10:35 PM PDT
by
Captain Rhino
(Determined effort today forges tomorrow.)
To: Captain Rhino
Give him time to plug 🔌 it in!!
C’mon man!!!
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posted on
04/12/2023 2:13:25 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Chewbarkah
I was just making fun of the awkward headline syntax.
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posted on
04/12/2023 5:32:18 PM PDT
by
Migraine
To: SaveFerris
LoL!
Jus’ sayin…gonna be awhile if he was planning to ride that electric scooter to escape.
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posted on
04/12/2023 5:40:18 PM PDT
by
Captain Rhino
(Determined effort today forges tomorrow.)
To: Captain Rhino
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posted on
04/12/2023 7:25:16 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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