Posted on 03/22/2023 11:10:37 AM PDT by Red Badger
The University of Helsinki in Finland has announced its list of honorary doctorates to be given in 2023 and making the list is everyone's favorite Swedish high school dropout and climate cult leader, Greta Thunberg.
She's receiving a doctorate in THEOLOGY for her work as an activist.
Well, we told you, climate worship IS a religion. And Greta Thunberg is the High Priestess of Gaia – a saint goddess who represents Mother Earth – so this all makes a lot of sense if you look at it through those lenses. She's as venerated a figure among the climate church as Mary the mother of Christ.
Look at her name next to all the other prestigious people who are being awarded theology doctorates:
University Professor Nissinen told Helsingin Sanomat that Greta is getting her theology degree for being a stunning and brave Joan of Arc 2.0.
By selecting Greta as an honorary doctor, we are expressing our desire to be as brave and impactful as she is.
As a reminder, Greta Thunberg dropped out of high school to protest climate change and lecture the world on plastic straws!
I just read that the Finns are the happiest people on earth for 13 years running or some such. Are they putting Fentanyl in the water?
Doctor of theology?
That’s precious!
You’d think this was the babylon bee.
She didn’t get an honorary doctorate of sciences. No. Theology.
Why?
The religion of climate change!
That’s why.
Too appropriate!
obammy got the nobel prize for the same reason. Trump DIDN’T get the nobel peace prize that he deserved.
I don’t take those awards seriously.
This is as close to an actual degree that she will ever get.
I’m sure that she will get an honorary degree in climatology at some point...............
Theology?
“Global Warming Religion” used to be a joke.
Not any more, apparently.
An honorary degree in theology seems absurd.
Why theology? As opposed to one of the science fields, since we are often lectured to follow the science with regard to all this global warming business.
Giving her a degree in theology sounds like it would be a comedic satire. Yet this is really happening.
LOL.
About as logical as Obama “winning” the Nobel Prize...
Doesn’t she have to get her honorary GED first?
Any degree in any non-STEM subject is as much as a CNN newscast. However, the ‘woke club of morons’ is shooting at STEM. The days of 2+2=5 is right around the corner.
doctorates to morons who have done nothing, and peace prizes to morons who did nothing.
All the left has is empty awards that mean nothing.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Helsinki University is FINNISHed.
( I actually stole that line 😜😆)
I guess The Spew will be calling her Doctor.
I got sheets of used toilet paper that are worth more than that honorary degree. Absolute jokes, like giving Obammy the peace prize.
That’s because leftists are useless and good for nothing.
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