This is your serval cat on cocaine -
Any questions?
Posted on 03/19/2023 7:24:58 PM PDT by dynachrome
he exotic cat – known as a serval – tested positive for cocaine after being rescued in Cincinnati, according to animal control officials. Servals are medium-sized wild cats native to sub-Saharan Africa.
The serval, named Amiry, was rescued at the end of January after escaping from a vehicle during a police stop and climbing a tree, according to a March 9 Facebook post from Cincinnati Animal CARE, which responded to the incident. Ray Anderson, the shelter’s community engagement manager, told CNN that the cat’s owner had been pulled over by police for an unrelated traffic violation.
Hamilton County Dog Wardens, a division of Cincinnati Animal CARE, worked to retrieve the “highly agitated, highly upset” serval from the tree. The cat fell from the tree during the rescue attempt and fractured his leg, according to Anderson.
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This part was scary. A monkey on meth could destroy a city:
“They started regularly testing exotic animals for narcotics after a incident last year in which they seized a capuchin monkey named Neo who tested positive for methamphetamine.”
Last thing I’d want to deal with is a cocaine crazed cat. Rowwrrr.
Cocaine Cat
...in theaters this fall.
Normal cats act that way.
I want to kill anyone who’d do that to a defenseless cat and so does Daisy, my beloved yet fierce kitty girl.
Skooma cat…
What about a cocaine dog?
I’ll bet Neo the monkey learned that his world was a simulation and took the red pill.
This is your serval cat on cocaine -
Any questions?
First we had Cocaine Bear.
I can’t wait to see Cocaine Kitty
How about cocaine gorilla or cocaine elephant?
What about a cocaine rhinoceros?
Ask Jolly West about LSD Tusko - the elephant.
We might already have cocaine RINOs...
I want my serval undrugged. I’d really like to have a mix but they are so expensive and I’m just a poor boy.
My brother had several savannah cats, which come from breeding servals with house cats. They have the markings of a serval but are the size of an ordinary cat. One of the cats was very playful and affectionate.
😂
Why didn’t this happen in Florida? Is Ohio trying to horn in on Florida Man’s action?
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