[DUMBGRUNT]

They ran off with $5K of stuff maybe half resellable?

They will not collect anything near retail and it is to be a three-way split, does the driver get a larger share? Extra for the impalement?

A few hundred each?

Barbie says math is tough!

[dznutz]

Seeing it more and more, Chicago criminals heading to far flung suburbs to Burn, Loot, and Murder. What they are forgetting though is those collar counties aren’t as soft on crime as Crook County is.

[AAABEST]

Do we have any pics of the impaled perp?

[Dilbert San Diego]

All three of these people have prior criminal histories.

How much crime is committed by career criminals? How much could crime be reduced , if the career criminals were taken off the streets , and spent more time Behind Bars?

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“Impaled and unresponsive.”

Sniff, sniff. So sad.

[Honest Nigerian]

Nice to see that the fence post was not as stupid as previously thought.

[Celtic Conservative]

Kia, The Official Vehicle Of Fleeing Felons™️.

CC

[ProtectOurFreedom]

There are so many shocking and unexpected aspects to this story...

Vernon Hills police officers arrived on the scene and Terrell disobeyed commands to exit the vehicle and tried pressing the gas pedal

Absolutely SHOCKING they would disobey a police command. Hard to believe, actually. Now, even MORE shocking...

All three suspects have prior convictions for thefts...Lake County Judge Theodore Potkonjak read off lengthy criminal histories for both Terrell and Williams during a bond hearing

Now for the most shocking, most unexpected, most bewildering thing of all...

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

Oops!

[CFW]

No wonder cities are suing Kia for the ease in stealing their vehicles. Just look at the harm it is causing!

[Jonty30]

It’s about the quick sale. That 1/3 the price that they will get for their stolen goods is enough for their drugs for one or two days.

[Bonemaker]

That’s in my county! Glad she got the point.😎

[Thank You Rush]

Gee - that’s too bad!

[StAnDeliver]

2 girls, 13 and 15, charged in botched carjacking, murder of Uber Eats driver, D.C. police say

WASHINGTON — "Two teenage girls have been charged with the botched carjacking and killing of an Uber Eats driver in Washington, D.C.

"Metropolitan police officials have charged the girls, ages 13 and 15, with felony murder and armed carjacking, according to a news release. The girls were reportedly armed with a Taser when they attempted to steal the vehicle belonging to Mohammad Anwar, 66, of Springfield, Virginia."

"A 15-year-old girl received the maximum sentence allowable for her role in the second-degree murder of an Uber Eats driver and grandfather. She must spend the next six years in a youth detention facility, as she must be released on her 21st birthday, a local news outlet in Washington, D.C. reported on Friday."

[The Louiswu]

Just outlaw crime or maybe defund the police, no police, no crime laws, no crime /s

[F450-V10]

More like a fence rail, 2x6 actually 1-1/2” x 5-1/2”. There is a photo somewhere of a 2x4 tornado impalement victim in his car.

[roving]

Not enough beauty supplies in the world would help them

[Myrddin]

In a parallel universe yesterday, my wife received a call from Idaho State Police requesting assistance. They were pursuing a Kia Optima at speeds over 110 MPH southbound on Yellowstone Ave. My wife's officers placed a spike strip. That blew the tires. The two suspects made a run for it. Minutes later they came up on the air...two at gunpoint. Two boys, 15 and 16 years old had stolen the Kia. Inside the car, a Sig P365 was recovered. Also stolen. My wife called the sheriff's office to ask if they had a report of a stolen gun. They did. Serial numbers matched. Stolen gun entered into NCIC and record updated with "recovered".