Naked Florida man tells police he is from ‘different earth’

KIRO 7 News ^ | March 11, 2023 | Bob D'Angelo, Cox Media Group National Content Desk

[SuperLuminal]

His name must be Walter Bishop...

[BradyLS]

Is he looking for Sarah Conner?

[lee martell]

“A Different Earth? Isn’t that the name of this new Spa on Johnson Ave.? The one that advertises;
“Swim With The Tadpoles!”..So you work there?” //

[blueunicorn6]

“Not prepared to see a naked man walking down the street on Wednesday”

Now Thursday, that would have been ok.

[frank ballenger]

Did he have a two way ticket?

Just askin’.

[Equine1952]

I’ve had moments that I thought this ain’t my planet, I was born on a different planet in a different universe. I just didn’t get nekkid and voice it to cops. It’s always been kind of a reflection as life moves on. When I’ve had these thoughts, I’ve found a quiet place to reflect about it over a cold beer or two. Then jumped up hollered WTF and then went to sleep, hoping to wake up back on good old Mother Earth. 😜

[FLNittany]

Tab-oo is one of the longest running restaurants on that island. Excellent place.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

Maybe he meant counter-earth, so he’s from Gor. Probably looking for his slave girl.

[SaveFerris]

Excellent question

[vpintheak]

Planet Meth.

[Secret Agent Man]

Not a great story. In the Terminator they don’t lose their memory in the time jump.

There is no great story of a guy doing drugs and believing he’s from another earth, but can’t remember details that he should still know. If he did a jump from an alternate earth.

“The Stoners Time Jump” ain’t a great scifi feature.

[doorgunner69]

“Different Earth”??

I thought NYC qualified for that.

[muir_redwoods]

“ Jason Smith, 44, allegedly claimed that he was from a different earth.”

I’ll wager they already guessed that.

[DannyTN]

He must have swapped places with the Jason Smith from our earth who is now fully clothed on a planet where everyone goes naked. No telling what trouble he’s in on the other planet.

[dennisw]

https://www.whio.com/news/trending/naked-florida-man-tells-police-he-is-different-earth/6K4JHSAOO5HINL3VLNRLNJJI7I/

[Nifster]

Drugs are a terrible thing

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

I thought it was Democrat politician Gillum drunk again.

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[pepsionice]

The question is...can we send him back, and keep the door open long enough to push around 500,000 other folks into the ‘other’ world?