[SuperLuminal]

His name must be Walter Bishop...

[BradyLS]

Is he looking for Sarah Conner?

[lee martell]

“A Different Earth? Isn’t that the name of this new Spa on Johnson Ave.? The one that advertises;
“Swim With The Tadpoles!”..So you work there?” //

[blueunicorn6]

“Not prepared to see a naked man walking down the street on Wednesday”

Now Thursday, that would have been ok.

[frank ballenger]

Did he have a two way ticket?

Just askin’.

[Equine1952]

I’ve had moments that I thought this ain’t my planet, I was born on a different planet in a different universe. I just didn’t get nekkid and voice it to cops. It’s always been kind of a reflection as life moves on. When I’ve had these thoughts, I’ve found a quiet place to reflect about it over a cold beer or two. Then jumped up hollered WTF and then went to sleep, hoping to wake up back on good old Mother Earth. 😜

[FLNittany]

Tab-oo is one of the longest running restaurants on that island. Excellent place.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

Maybe he meant counter-earth, so he’s from Gor. Probably looking for his slave girl.

[vpintheak]

Planet Meth.

[Secret Agent Man]

Not a great story. In the Terminator they don’t lose their memory in the time jump.

There is no great story of a guy doing drugs and believing he’s from another earth, but can’t remember details that he should still know. If he did a jump from an alternate earth.

“The Stoners Time Jump” ain’t a great scifi feature.

[doorgunner69]

“Different Earth”??

I thought NYC qualified for that.

[muir_redwoods]

“ Jason Smith, 44, allegedly claimed that he was from a different earth.”

I’ll wager they already guessed that.

[DannyTN]

He must have swapped places with the Jason Smith from our earth who is now fully clothed on a planet where everyone goes naked. No telling what trouble he’s in on the other planet.

[dennisw]

https://www.whio.com/news/trending/naked-florida-man-tells-police-he-is-different-earth/6K4JHSAOO5HINL3VLNRLNJJI7I/

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

I thought it was Democrat politician Gillum drunk again.

[A_perfect_lady]

Poor fellow. Never touch any mirror you find on a different planet, and never go through the Stargate naked.

[sergeantdave]

How is believing you’re from a different Earth disorderly conduct? The naked stuff was already charged under indecent exposure.

He admitted to an address in West Palm Beach. That qualifies as certainly “different,” if not prima facie alien woo-woo.

Allow the man to materialize in court to plead down the naked charge to nuisance littering and drop the disorderly.

[csvset]

Different wavelength no doubt .

I wonder what sort of “vibes” he was experiencing.

If he was from a different realm, did he come in peace ?

I would skip the take me to your leader intro though.

[Grimmy]

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