Posted on 03/09/2023 3:28:06 PM PST by Republican Wildcat
In just the first day since announcing the release of “Jeremy’s Chocolate,” The Daily Wire has already sold more than 100,000 of the non-woke chocolate bars.
After chocolate giant Hershey’s announced its “Her SHE” Women’s History Month marketing campaign, then promptly insulted women everywhere with an ad featuring a biological man as the face of the campaign, Daily Wire co-CEO and god-king Jeremy Boreing announced that he would be rolling out his own line of chocolate bars.
“Fine, I’ll do it,” Boreing tweeted. “Introducing Jeremy’s Chocolate. Yes, it’s real. We have two kinds: HeHim and SheHer. One of them has nuts. If you need me to tell you which one, keep buying Hershey’s. But if you know what a woman is and love chocolate, go to: ihatehersheys.com.”
The Daily Wire announced that just after 7:30 p.m. CT — roughly 12 hours after announcing the launch of Jeremy’s Chocolate — the company had already sold over 100,000 chocolate bars.
“The people asked and we answered,” Boreing said. “Thanks to Jeremy’s Chocolate, you can stop eating chocolate that hates you. Harry’s Razors hates you; Disney hates you; and now Hershey’s hates you. As long as corporations and institutions across America continue to alienate half the country, The Daily Wire will continue building alternatives. Stop giving your money to woke chocolate companies that hate you.”
(Excerpt) Read more at dailywire.com ...
“Bit O’ Honey. etc. All under the ‘Trump’ brand”
Bit O’ Honey. Yum. And I don’t like honey.
Local owned
https://estherprice.com/
https://www.winanscandies.com/
https://mariescandies.com/
Hard to chose.
Because it's actually MILK chocolate.
I love his razor ads.
$700k in revenue on an eight hour production run, with operating costs around $30k and packaging another $70k for design and creation, with tax around $200k, I’d say it is a pretty good payday. /pun intended
I had not made the connection.
I believe so. His ads are on youtube.
Thanks for the info!
You’re making me hungry! I used to love 7-up bars, but haven’t had one since I was a kid.
What is the name of his razors?
Jermey’s Razors!
Almond Joy has nuts. Mounds don’t
I now see that jingle with a new perspective, you are indeed observant.
That article is a week old. That rate of purchase -- 100,000 bars every 12 hours -- continued for days.
Jeremy's had sold well over half a million bars three days ago.
Sarris Candies, Canonsburg, PA
Best chocolate ever. Make their own.
Also, definitely not woke.
” I’m still buying them.”
or “they/them.”
Sounds more opportunistic than a statement. If he wants to take a chunk outta’ sheHimshey...needs to cut the price bigly.
Thanks — I should have known lol
You keep on funding your own demise.
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