[McGruff]

At publishing time, after hearing about Carlson's intention to continue airing new footage, Schumer was reportedly meeting with Mitch McConnell and other prominent political leaders to plan the next train derailment or viral pandemic release to draw attention from the damning video.

[McGruff]

Somebody thought it was funny.

[Eleutheria5]

Damn! If I hadn’t seen the BB byline, I would have thought that he really said it.

[MikelTackNailer]

[Mr. K]

Why did idiot McCarthy ONLY release it to Fox News?

He should have known what that would cause.

Release the tapes to the public

[Mr. K]

Why did idiot McCarthy ONLY release it to Fox News?

He should have known what that would cause.

Release the tapes to the public

[Mr_Moonlight]

Snopes has already debunked this:

FALSE: Even the Babylon Bee knows that the highly esteemed Senator Schmuck .. ummm .. Senator Schumer meant to say "Viking Headress" and not "Buffalo Hat"

[Fresh Wind]

I’m the Slime-Frank Zappa

I am gross and perverted
I’m obsessed ‘n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I’m the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can’t look away
I make you think I’m delicious
With the stuff that I say
I’m the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I’m the slime oozin’ out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don’t need you
Don’t go for help... no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That’s right, folks...
Don’t touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin’ along on your livin’ room floor

[Sacajaweau]

When my forehead grimaces...I check...yup...the BEE!!

[Sacajaweau]

They really are nervous. And a bunch are going to visit the imprisoned. That’s anarchy...when you imprison people just because....

[equaviator]

Schumer could use some of that mushroom therapy but he would probably have a bad trip every time.

[Bernard]

And make sure you are wearing a COVID mask when you sit home alone watching video excerpts in case somebody in the video coughs. Maybe 2 masks.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Schumer is quickly becoming one of the worst all-time political persons in our nation’s history. The worst.

[Rummyfan]

LOL! I know it's from The Bee but I can imagine Schumer saying it too.

[Lazamataz]

The Bee is a national treasure.

[mom.mom]

Well... Mitch is in the hospital. He fell???

[Vaduz]

“I cannot overstate how dangerous this is”

For the Marxist democrat party and the loss of their grip around your neck.