Posted on 03/07/2023 7:00:58 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A Village of Poinciana woman was arrested early Monday morning after a booze-filled brawl on a lanai.
Jean Dorothy Pultorak, 65, was arrested on a felony charge of domestic battery by strangulation at about 2 a.m. by Sumter County sheriff’s deputies.
An 86-year-old man living in the home was awoken and discovered Pultorak involved in an altercation with another woman on the enclosed lanai of the home. Both women appeared to be intoxicated.
The other woman said Pultorak had put her hands around her neck during an argument and she had been unable to breathe. The report noted a table had been knocked over in the lanai area.
The New Jersey native was taken into custody and booked at the Sumter County Detention Center where she was initially held without bond.
Bury in the septic tank under the prison guilty
I am disgusted by all these lanai-related fights.
Perhaps the government should increase penalties when a lanai is involved.
By the way, what’s a lanai?
“Village of Poinciana woman arrested in booze-filled brawl on lanai”
Ever since they moved north from Van Nuys, it’s been nothing but trouble.
A lanai is a covered porch or veranda.
Oh, those wild and wacky Village people!
God damn it. What is a lanai?
Stupid reporters trying to look smart. Brawl on enclosed back porch, get the thesaurus!
Reporter: I always wanted to say lanai in a story. Now if I can just get a chance to write about a luau l will be fulfilled. A luau on a lanai turned violent over the weekend with altercations spilling over into the gazebo.
A gazebo or a pergola?
The two women could both be Trump supporters. However, all of that could’ve gone out the lanai window(s) because apparently, we’re talking about two drunk elderly women who can no longer hold their liquor staying up WAY past their bedtimes.
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