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Remote kissing device lets long-distance lovers share silicon smooches
UPI ^ | FEB. 27, 2023 / 2:43 PM | By Ben Hooper

Posted on 02/28/2023 6:57:21 AM PST by Red Badger

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1 posted on 02/28/2023 6:57:21 AM PST by Red Badger
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To: ShadowAce; Swordmaker; dayglored

Tech Ping!...................


2 posted on 02/28/2023 6:57:53 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

See a need, fill a need.


3 posted on 02/28/2023 6:58:13 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Red Badger

This was on TBBT years ago


4 posted on 02/28/2023 6:58:53 AM PST by Travelin’ Right (Liberals ruin Everything)
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To: Red Badger
This was invented on The Big Bang Theory show.
5 posted on 02/28/2023 6:59:44 AM PST by Carl Vehse (A proud member of the LGBFJB community)
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To: Red Badger

Howard and Raj on TBBT invented that!


6 posted on 02/28/2023 7:00:49 AM PST by Wasichu
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To: Red Badger

Bill Clinton is buying up the first 1,000.


7 posted on 02/28/2023 7:00:59 AM PST by RoosterRedux
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To: Red Badger
Is it adept at Frenching?


8 posted on 02/28/2023 7:01:06 AM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: Red Badger

OK, that’s just weird.


9 posted on 02/28/2023 7:01:27 AM PST by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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To: RoosterRedux

I don’t think it has a throat.


10 posted on 02/28/2023 7:03:32 AM PST by GingisK
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To: Red Badger

I can see how this technology could be applied to other —

Never mind. Forget I said that.


11 posted on 02/28/2023 7:03:34 AM PST by William of Barsoom (In Omnia, Paratus)
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To: kiryandil
Eew.

Teledildonics.

12 posted on 02/28/2023 7:04:01 AM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: William of Barsoom

🤦‍♂️😉................................


13 posted on 02/28/2023 7:05:11 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

OnlyFans new tier in 3...2...


14 posted on 02/28/2023 7:05:57 AM PST by ArcadeQuarters (You can't remove RINOs by voting for them!)
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To: GingisK

That’s funny because it raises all sorts of interesting questions.

If the device has a throat, then sticking something other than a tongue in there will get tried in the first 5 minutes of use.

If that can be done, then a remote vagina sensing device is the next logical step.


15 posted on 02/28/2023 7:07:21 AM PST by srmanuel
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To: GingisK
Then, for Bill's sake, I hope they take returns.

On a serious note. Who wants a kissing machine that pecks like your Aunt Bertha?

16 posted on 02/28/2023 7:07:29 AM PST by RoosterRedux
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To: Red Badger

Uhhhh I could see this used for something else.


17 posted on 02/28/2023 7:09:36 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: RoosterRedux
I had an aunt who always tried to use a little tongue. It was terribly gross. I quit going to events that featured her presence.

Praise the Lord! She's dead now.

18 posted on 02/28/2023 7:10:56 AM PST by GingisK
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To: Red Badger

From those wonderful people who gave you electronic picture frames with the malware built in several Christmases ago.

I can imagine that these will send your DNA and everything else back to China.


19 posted on 02/28/2023 7:11:00 AM PST by Natty Bumppo@frontier.net (We are the dangerous ones, who stand between all we love and a more dangerous world.)
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20 posted on 02/28/2023 7:11:30 AM PST by DoodleBob ( Gravity’s waiting period is about 9.8 m/s²)
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