[RoosterRedux]

Then, for Bill's sake, I hope they take returns.

On a serious note. Who wants a kissing machine that pecks like your Aunt Bertha?

[GingisK]

I had an aunt who always tried to use a little tongue. It was terribly gross. I quit going to events that featured her presence.

Praise the Lord! She's dead now.

[GMThrust]

Then you would need a little stubble on the upper lip to be more realistic.