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Miami Man Injured by Falling Iguana During Outdoor Yoga Class
Miami New Times ^ | January 19, 2023 | Jess Swanson

Posted on 02/18/2023 5:58:27 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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To: DannyTN
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21 posted on 02/18/2023 8:22:06 AM PST by MikelTackNailer (Fortunately despite aging I've been spared the ravages of maturity.)
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To: Celtic Conservative

“COVID”


22 posted on 02/18/2023 9:07:42 AM PST by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“....instructing yogis to roll onto their backs, lift their hips, and begin to look inward...”

I hope there is a porta potty nearby!


23 posted on 02/18/2023 9:55:38 AM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"I don't want to be known as the guy whose face was used as an iguana landing pad," he says.

Yup. One of these and you're Iguana Boy for life.

24 posted on 02/18/2023 10:00:49 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Yoga Iguanas Yoga Iguanas Yoga Iguanas


25 posted on 02/18/2023 10:05:17 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
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To: MikelTackNailer

LOL


26 posted on 02/18/2023 11:19:05 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

When channeling your inner iguana goes awry.


27 posted on 02/18/2023 2:36:13 PM PST by Redcitizen
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To: NautiNurse

Remind me not to sit under a tree while in Florida! 😄🌴


28 posted on 02/18/2023 2:42:05 PM PST by nutmeg
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

They missed a golden opportunity to start a new type of yoga. First there was “goat yoga” and now we won’t ever know how much fun “iguana yoga” could have been.


29 posted on 02/18/2023 2:48:08 PM PST by Clay Moore (My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch)
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To: Jolla

A typhoon was imminent on Guam when I was there at one point, and Public Works came by and started pulling coconuts off of all the trees in the neighborhood, which there were more than a few.

I asked one of the public works personnel why they were pulling the coconuts off all the trees in the neighborhood, he looked at me and he said: “have you ever been hit in the head by a 90 mile an hour coconut?”

It was one of those “aha” moments.


30 posted on 02/19/2023 5:09:20 PM PST by Clutch Martin ("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
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