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Miami Man Injured by Falling Iguana During Outdoor Yoga Class
Miami New Times ^
| January 19, 2023
| Jess Swanson
Posted on 02/18/2023 5:58:27 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Why can't you go into the park between 2 and 4pm?
That's when elephants are jumping out of trees
That's when iguanas are jumping out of trees.
Why are pygmys so short?
Why do some Miamians have faces so flat and scratched up?
They went into the park between 2 and 4pm.
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posted on
02/18/2023 6:05:11 AM PST
by
DannyTN
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“hurricane watches .... to meet under the oak trees”
Anyone see a lack of awareness developing here? There’s a difference between beauty and nature. Beauty occurs when the wind is not blowing, nature occurs when you’re under a tree during a hurricane, or thunderstorm.
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posted on
02/18/2023 6:12:39 AM PST
by
Fireone
(The only reason our elections are complicated is because the cheaters want it that way.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
When I was overseas in the tropics you learned one lesson... never take a nap under a coconut tree especially the really tall ones.
I guess it applies to iguanas as well... one of them natural laws.
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posted on
02/18/2023 6:16:12 AM PST
by
Clutch Martin
("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I have heard of yogic flying what is this new exercise - iguanac falling?
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posted on
02/18/2023 6:20:24 AM PST
by
frithguild
(The warmth and goodness of Gaia is a nuclear reactor in the Earth's core that burns Thorium)
To: frithguild
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posted on
02/18/2023 6:26:23 AM PST
by
USAF1985
(Joe McCarthy is a hero...he was absolutely, 100% correct! (Let’s go Brandon!))
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
02/18/2023 6:32:22 AM PST
by
SaxxonWoods
(The only way to secure your own future is to create it yourself. 111 is the key.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
EMT: “so how did you hurt your head?”
Patient: “an iguana fell on my head!”
EMT (looks at accident form)...
“Other”.
CC
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posted on
02/18/2023 6:33:48 AM PST
by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
To: Clutch Martin
Was sitting under a coconut tree on a tropical pacific beach once, coconut landed beside would have split my head open. My country place has a ton of iguanas, they fall out of trees a lot.
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posted on
02/18/2023 6:34:41 AM PST
by
Jolla
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
02/18/2023 6:39:08 AM PST
by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Iguana be loved by you, by you
And nobody else will do.....
Leni
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
I nominate this as your next chat thread
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posted on
02/18/2023 6:45:00 AM PST
by
SauronOfMordor
(The rot of all principle begins with a single compromise.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
You would cry too iguana happened to you .
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posted on
02/18/2023 6:47:56 AM PST
by
csvset
(tolerance becomes a crime when attached to evil)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"I'm going to take care of someone who just got an iguana dropped on his face."
Hate when that happens.
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posted on
02/18/2023 6:54:15 AM PST
by
RckyRaCoCo
(Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"
Miami Man Injured by Falling Iguana During Outdoor Yoga Class "
.
There's a headline you don't read very often...
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Florida Man....
Come on you know the rules.
To: Clutch Martin
Keith Richards apparently never got the lesson about not climbing the coconut tree.
To: Celtic Conservative
LOL. The EMT would probably check “With COVID-19, Other”.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
02/18/2023 7:51:39 AM PST
by
redshawk
( I want my red balloon. https://youtu.be/VexKSRKoWQY)
To: Celtic Conservative
> Patient: “an iguana fell on my head!”
> EMT (looks at accident form)...
> “Other”.
No, 2023 ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code W59.82XA, “ Struck by other nonvenomous reptiles, initial encounter”. With maybe Y93.A “during yoga activity”
Gots to be coded right for insurance reimbursement…!
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posted on
02/18/2023 7:55:36 AM PST
by
no-s
(Jabonera, urna, jurado, cartucho ... ya sabes cómo va...)
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