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FLORIDA MAN BREAKS INTO JOES CRAB SHACK, STEALS ALCOHOL, LEAVES POOP AS PAYMENT
Floridaman.com ^
| 27 Jan, 2023
Posted on 02/12/2023 6:56:54 PM PST by MtnClimber
[Fort Meyers, FL] – Nicknamed the “Pooping Perpetrator” by Ft. Meyers Police, this Florida Man was caught on camera breaking into a local Joes Crab Shack where he stole multiple items before leaving a load of poop on the floor.
After breaking into the crab shack at 2:30 am by squeezing through a small window, the pooping perpetrator then squeezed out his calling card right onto the floor in the middle of the restaurant. Luckily police didn’t have to wait to check for his DNA in his defection, because the entire ordeal was caught on camera.
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Society
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
02/12/2023 6:57:26 PM PST
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: MtnClimber
Is that the new cryptocurrency?!?!
To: MtnClimber
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posted on
02/12/2023 7:00:18 PM PST
by
nutmeg
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
02/12/2023 7:00:30 PM PST
by
ohioman
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posted on
02/12/2023 7:00:43 PM PST
by
dsrtsage
( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
02/12/2023 7:03:15 PM PST
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: dsrtsage
Florida Man...
constantly raising the bar of atrocity for the rest of us.
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posted on
02/12/2023 7:06:56 PM PST
by
MikelTackNailer
(Fortunately despite aging I've been spared the ravages of maturity.)
To: MtnClimber
That is just a s#itty thing to do.
I bet he didn’t wipe either
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posted on
02/12/2023 7:07:59 PM PST
by
algore
To: dsrtsage
Florida Man beer. It has almost everything on the label...a burning trailer...an alligator...but, no poop.
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posted on
02/12/2023 7:10:16 PM PST
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: MtnClimber
That only works if you’re Tom Brady.
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posted on
02/12/2023 7:11:11 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: MtnClimber
If you’re going to be “The Phantom S#!tter”, make sure there are no video cameras ...
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posted on
02/12/2023 7:21:04 PM PST
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: NorthMountain
To: MtnClimber
I’m actually impressed...
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posted on
02/12/2023 7:28:18 PM PST
by
EEGator
To: EEGator
I’m actually impressed... If he had worn a cheap COVID mask he probably would have gotten away with it.
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posted on
02/12/2023 7:31:30 PM PST
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: MtnClimber
The seething bowels of humanity . . .
To: M_Continuum
Good point ... Being “The Phantom” (never a safe occupation in the first place) is probably impossible to get away with now.
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posted on
02/12/2023 7:33:04 PM PST
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: All
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posted on
02/12/2023 7:36:10 PM PST
by
John Milner
(Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
To: MtnClimber
Hmm. I thought Joe’s went out of business.
To: MtnClimber
I don’t know if you can really call it stealing, he did leave compensation.
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posted on
02/12/2023 7:47:30 PM PST
by
GaryCrow
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