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FDA Says No Link Between Taco Bell And Diarrhea, Declares Food 'Safe And Effective'
babylonBee ^
| feb. 9, 2023
| babylonbee
Posted on 02/10/2023 11:48:56 AM PST by BipolarBob
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Great News for taco bell diners.
To: BipolarBob
Thankyou for posting this.
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posted on
02/10/2023 11:50:18 AM PST
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: BipolarBob
Crap, I just ate some Taco Bell...
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posted on
02/10/2023 11:50:24 AM PST
by
dinodino
( )
To: BipolarBob
Well we know Taco Bell won The Franchise Wars.
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posted on
02/10/2023 11:50:57 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: BipolarBob
Let me interview my ass for his commentary.
To: BipolarBob
Damn, The Bee is good.
Taco Bell is for 0200 when shithammered on Jack Daniels.
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posted on
02/10/2023 11:51:47 AM PST
by
EEGator
To: BipolarBob
Quite possibly some legal repercussions for this article.
To: BipolarBob; All
But we still must all remember that eating Taco Bell or other Mexican food contributes to Global Warming. That’s because Mexican food is hot and spicy, leading to flatulence, a major portion of which is methane, a highly inflammable gas, as repeatedly proven in college dorm experiments, and METHANE CAUSES GLOBAL WARMING.
To: BipolarBob
“Effective”?
What makes food “effective”?
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posted on
02/10/2023 11:57:50 AM PST
by
Fido969
(45 is Superman! )
To: Fido969
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posted on
02/10/2023 11:58:39 AM PST
by
Fido969
(45 is Superman! )
To: EEGator
“Taco Bell is for 0200 when shithammered on Jack Daniels.”
I prefer Korbel Brandy.
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
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posted on
02/10/2023 11:59:25 AM PST
by
4Liberty
(The Media has become one big ad for the Sino-Industrial complex.)
To: Fido969
Oh, you have got to read the article. I almost pooped my pants laughing.
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posted on
02/10/2023 12:00:45 PM PST
by
Fido969
(45 is Superman! )
To: Fido969
What makes food “effective”? When you feel its effects.
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posted on
02/10/2023 12:00:46 PM PST
by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: BipolarBob
Soon the FBI will ask social media giants to block the #PoopedSuddenly hashtag and misinformation posts. LOL
The Bee is bust-a-gut funny!
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posted on
02/10/2023 12:06:19 PM PST
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: BipolarBob
Their food is safe.
Just don`t drink their water.
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posted on
02/10/2023 12:06:23 PM PST
by
bunkerhill7
(nyc is not there. )
To: BipolarBob
Nothing is 100% safe! NOTHING!
My nephew is a plastic surgeon in Florida for 10 years doing ELECTIVE plastic surgery. He would kill to achieve 99% success rate.
If you check into any hospital, there is less than 99% chance of you checking out alive.
As for Taco Bell, it is my favorite fast-food joint for 20 years. Never had any intestinal issues from it.
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posted on
02/10/2023 12:07:55 PM PST
by
entropy12
(Food is most popular anxiety drug, exercise is the least popular.)
To: dinodino
"Crap, I just ate some Taco Bell..."
Yeah, I think that's what they were saying.
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posted on
02/10/2023 12:10:07 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(The rumor has not been confirmed until the FBI officially denies it.)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
It’s parody and satire. No legal issues.
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posted on
02/10/2023 12:11:00 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(The rumor has not been confirmed until the FBI officially denies it.)
To: BipolarBob
Put a spoon full of DAVE’S INSANITY SAUCE on your meal. Then eat some ice cream.
Next day you will be crying “HURRY UP ICE CREAM!”
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posted on
02/10/2023 12:12:24 PM PST
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(“No man’s life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.”)
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