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SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, haven't you?
1 posted on 02/10/2023 5:17:18 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Guy goes into a bar in Berwick, La. where there’s a robot bartender.

The robot says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Whiskey.”

The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, “What’s your

IQ?”

The guy says,” 168.”

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and

medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious...So

he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Whiskey.”

Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “100.”

The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, the Saints and

LSU Tigers.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try

it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Whiskey,” and the robot brings him his whiskey.

The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?

The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”

The robot leans in real close and says,

“So, you people still happy

with Joe Biden?


2 posted on 02/10/2023 5:20:09 AM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly, carry tweezers.)
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Heard this one a long time ago, from a radio character named Deuteronomy Skaggs.

Q: What stretches farther, rubber or skin?
A: Skin, of course. The Bible teaches us that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 40 miles.

Cheers!

5 posted on 02/10/2023 5:58:17 AM PST by glennaro (Never give up ... never give in ... never surrender ... and enjoy every minute of doing so.)
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Needed this....Love Ya Sod......Sac


7 posted on 02/10/2023 6:04:33 AM PST by Sacajaweau ( )
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Thank goodness I am still a youthful 65!
On the other hand…wait…what were we talking about?


8 posted on 02/10/2023 6:05:50 AM PST by bk1000 (Banned from Breitbart)
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What I have to look forward to next year when I turn 70.


9 posted on 02/10/2023 7:38:13 AM PST by AlaskaErik (There are three kinds of rats: Rats, Damned Rats, and DemocRats.)
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Grimly humorous observation is not to worry about old age

It doesn’t last very long.


10 posted on 02/10/2023 8:54:04 AM PST by muir_redwoods (Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
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That hits too close to home!😁


11 posted on 02/10/2023 8:57:41 AM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how thery control you. )
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“Tell him you’re pregnant.”

I had heard that prenatal vitamins can be helpful if your hair is thinning. When I told DH I needed to get some when we were at Walmart, he did get quite a look on his face. LOL!


14 posted on 02/10/2023 10:40:01 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (Stupid is supposed to hurt.)
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