Guy goes into a bar in Berwick, La. where there’s a robot bartender.
The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Whiskey.”
The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, “What’s your
IQ?”
The guy says,” 168.”
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and
medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious...So
he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Whiskey.”
Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “100.”
The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, the Saints and
LSU Tigers.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try
it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Whiskey,” and the robot brings him his whiskey.
The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?
The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”
The robot leans in real close and says,
“So, you people still happy
with Joe Biden?
Q: What stretches farther, rubber or skin?
A: Skin, of course. The Bible teaches us that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 40 miles.
Cheers!
Needed this....Love Ya Sod......Sac
Thank goodness I am still a youthful 65!
On the other hand…wait…what were we talking about?
What I have to look forward to next year when I turn 70.
Grimly humorous observation is not to worry about old age
It doesn’t last very long.
That hits too close to home!😁
“Tell him you’re pregnant.”
I had heard that prenatal vitamins can be helpful if your hair is thinning. When I told DH I needed to get some when we were at Walmart, he did get quite a look on his face. LOL!