[glennaro]

Heard this one a long time ago, from a radio character named Deuteronomy Skaggs.

Q: What stretches farther, rubber or skin?
A: Skin, of course. The Bible teaches us that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 40 miles.

Cheers!

[Jamestown1630]

Menopause is sort of alluded to in the Bible, when Sarah, in the OT, and Elizabeth, mother of John the Baptist, gave birth in old age...