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Kelly's Fever Dance - Married With Children
youtube ^ | 1989 | Christina Applegate

Posted on 02/05/2023 5:36:34 AM PST by FLNittany

Back when Fox just didn't care. If it was well written and funny, we got to see it.


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: fox; humor; kelly; marriedwithchildren
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To: FLNittany

Principal Wicker: [with a smug smile] She’s next, Bundy! Haha!

Al: Come on, Wicker! You’re not gonna make my daughter go through this, are you? Think back to when you were younger. Roaming the range with the rest of the buffalo. Scratching yourself up against a tree. Trembling to the sound of the iron horse.

Principal Wicker: She dances or she’s expelled!

Al: [to Peggy] No charming her, Peg.


21 posted on 02/05/2023 7:28:32 AM PST by lowbridge ("Let’s check with Senator Schumer before we run it" - NY Times)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

I never saw that explained until the big anniversary show years later. Al was supposed to go to college on a football scholarship, until he got his cheerleader girlfriend (Peg) pregnant. With that, they had to get married, and his part-time job selling shoes became his full-time dead-end career.

So it wasn’t that they were “repulsed” by each other (at times they clearly weren’t)...it’s that they were constantly being reminded of how they had screwed up their lives in one foolish moment years ago.


22 posted on 02/05/2023 7:37:55 AM PST by M1903A1 ("We shed all that is good and virtuous for that which is shoddy and sleazy...and call it progress" )
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To: DeplorablePaul

Hysterical, esp. starting at about 2 minutes


23 posted on 02/05/2023 7:43:30 AM PST by LS ("Castles made of sand, fall in the sea . . . eventually" (Hendrix) )
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To: lowbridge

The “iron horse” line (imo) is one of the funniest lines Al ever delivered. And he delivered more than can be counted.


24 posted on 02/05/2023 7:46:30 AM PST by FLNittany (Autotune is jealous of Karen Carpenter)
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To: FLNittany

She was quite something.


25 posted on 02/05/2023 7:50:52 AM PST by enumerated ( )
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To: FLNittany

LOL!!! I love the audience reaction.


26 posted on 02/05/2023 7:51:46 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: spintreebob

That was and is a wonderful movie


27 posted on 02/05/2023 8:20:18 AM PST by al baby (Yes he did he said how come i wasnt invited )
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To: enumerated

“She was quite something.”

She -is-one of the hardest luck actresses in Hollywood. I really feel bad for her with her health problems.


28 posted on 02/05/2023 8:20:45 AM PST by The Antiyuppie (When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.)
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To: Roadrunner383

>‘What’cha thinking Al?’
>‘If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I’d be talking and not thinking’.

Peg instructing Kelly:

“Talking is when your lips move and sounds come out.
Thinking is when your lips move but no sound comes out.”


29 posted on 02/05/2023 9:16:13 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: FLNittany

Bkmk


30 posted on 02/05/2023 9:25:51 AM PST by sauropod (“If they don’t believe our lies, well, that’s just conspiracy theorist stuff, there.”)
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To: FLNittany

31 posted on 02/05/2023 9:32:43 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: telescope115
I used this one on all the balloon threads.



"I want a balloon."

"You've already got one."
32 posted on 02/05/2023 9:34:57 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: spintreebob

“Dishes are done, man!”


33 posted on 02/05/2023 9:38:27 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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34 posted on 02/05/2023 9:43:54 AM PST by FLNittany (Autotune is jealous of Karen Carpenter)
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To: FLNittany
Christina is beautiful. I read she had a double mastectomy due to a family history of breast cancer.

Anyway, if y'all want to have some fun, look up "Al Bundy's Greatest Insults" on YouTube.

35 posted on 02/05/2023 9:45:19 AM PST by real saxophonist (Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
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To: FLNittany
"Don't mess with a Bundy"


36 posted on 02/05/2023 9:46:41 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: telescope115

At the nudie bar...

Where the music stinks and they water the drinks. The nudie bar.

Where the girlies dance in their underpants. The nudie bar.

Where you see their butt and their trap stays shut. The nudie bar.

Where you can look at a thigh and blacken an eye, at the Nudie Bar.

Where the beer gives you gas but the Bundys kick ass... at the Nudie Bar.


37 posted on 02/05/2023 9:50:54 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: FLNittany

Always enjoy watching the scene when she enters the Bundy front door and then directly walks into the end of the sofa.
Such grace!


38 posted on 02/06/2023 12:27:02 AM PST by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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To: FLNittany

So good, I’m watching it again today.


39 posted on 02/06/2023 9:50:56 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: FLNittany

Vital Social Issues ‘N Stuff With Kelly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30jnA2IxEbU


40 posted on 02/06/2023 9:55:06 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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