Principal Wicker: [with a smug smile] She’s next, Bundy! Haha!
Al: Come on, Wicker! You’re not gonna make my daughter go through this, are you? Think back to when you were younger. Roaming the range with the rest of the buffalo. Scratching yourself up against a tree. Trembling to the sound of the iron horse.
Principal Wicker: She dances or she’s expelled!
Al: [to Peggy] No charming her, Peg.
The “iron horse” line (imo) is one of the funniest lines Al ever delivered. And he delivered more than can be counted.