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Loose cow in California breaks windshield, poops on Tesla
UPI ^ | FEB. 3, 2023 / 10:46 AM | By Ben Hooper

Posted on 02/03/2023 12:29:04 PM PST by Red Badger

Police in Pleasanton, Calif., said a loose cow broke the windshield of a Tesla and left a mess on the hood before being rounded up with help from local ranchers. Photo courtesy of the Pleasanton Police Department/Facebook Feb. 3 (UPI) -- Police in California wrangled a loose bovine that managed to shatter a windshield and leave an unsavory mess in a "cow-llision" with a Tesla.

The Pleasanton Police Department said in a Facebook post that officers responded late Wednesday night about a loose cow wandering into traffic along Bernal and Stanley.

Officers arrived to find the brown cow running around the area. They determined the animal had been in a "cow-llision" with a sedan that shattered the vehicle's windshield and left its hood covered in what appeared to be feces.

The cow was not injured and was safely returned to its owner with some help from local ranchers, police said.


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To: Red Badger

Yeah sure. That’s what the owner wants the insurance company to think happened.


21 posted on 02/03/2023 1:46:03 PM PST by Brilliant
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To: Red Badger

Did anyone ask how the brown cow is now?


22 posted on 02/03/2023 2:16:40 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: lump in the melting pot

I was thinking The FARMERS Insurance Co. might do something with it. They’re quite clever, and it might be a better fit.


23 posted on 02/03/2023 2:17:54 PM PST by Tucker39 ("It is impossible so to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington )
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To: Red Badger

Mad Max...yeah I went there...lol!


24 posted on 02/03/2023 2:55:43 PM PST by lula (Shine the light of truth Lord, confound the deceiver I pray...AMEN!)
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To: Red Badger

>> Officers arrived to find the brown cow running around the area.

It was a white cow before it “got” “loose”.


25 posted on 02/03/2023 2:57:49 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Truth is not hate speech.)
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To: lee martell

““Breaks wind, poops””
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That’s what my brain processed!

LOL


26 posted on 02/03/2023 3:25:29 PM PST by Notthereyet (NotThereYet. )
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To: Red Badger
"Loose cow in California breaks windshield, poops on Tesla"


27 posted on 02/03/2023 9:17:46 PM PST by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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To: Red Badger

This is my favorite news headline today.

Bonus points for the accompanying photo.


28 posted on 02/03/2023 9:20:06 PM PST by Allegra
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To: rlmorel
"Damn. I only have to worry about bugs hitting MY windshield!"

Just wait till cows can fly....


29 posted on 02/04/2023 7:29:45 AM PST by guest7
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To: guest7

Hahahahaha I am so taking that...:)


30 posted on 02/04/2023 9:30:29 AM PST by rlmorel ("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
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To: Red Badger

Just damn!! Lol...


31 posted on 02/04/2023 9:36:41 AM PST by sit-rep ( )
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To: Allegra

32 posted on 02/06/2023 5:26:34 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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