Posted on 02/03/2023 12:29:04 PM PST by Red Badger
Police in Pleasanton, Calif., said a loose cow broke the windshield of a Tesla and left a mess on the hood before being rounded up with help from local ranchers. Photo courtesy of the Pleasanton Police Department/Facebook Feb. 3 (UPI) -- Police in California wrangled a loose bovine that managed to shatter a windshield and leave an unsavory mess in a "cow-llision" with a Tesla.
The Pleasanton Police Department said in a Facebook post that officers responded late Wednesday night about a loose cow wandering into traffic along Bernal and Stanley.
Officers arrived to find the brown cow running around the area. They determined the animal had been in a "cow-llision" with a sedan that shattered the vehicle's windshield and left its hood covered in what appeared to be feces.
The cow was not injured and was safely returned to its owner with some help from local ranchers, police said.
Yeah sure. That’s what the owner wants the insurance company to think happened.
Did anyone ask how the brown cow is now?
I was thinking The FARMERS Insurance Co. might do something with it. They’re quite clever, and it might be a better fit.
Mad Max...yeah I went there...lol!
>> Officers arrived to find the brown cow running around the area.
It was a white cow before it “got” “loose”.
““Breaks wind, poops””
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That’s what my brain processed!
LOL
This is my favorite news headline today.
Bonus points for the accompanying photo.
Just wait till cows can fly....
Hahahahaha I am so taking that...:)
Just damn!! Lol...
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