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Loose cow in California breaks windshield, poops on Tesla
UPI ^ | FEB. 3, 2023 / 10:46 AM | By Ben Hooper

Posted on 02/03/2023 12:29:04 PM PST by Red Badger

Police in Pleasanton, Calif., said a loose cow broke the windshield of a Tesla and left a mess on the hood before being rounded up with help from local ranchers. Photo courtesy of the Pleasanton Police Department/Facebook Feb. 3 (UPI) -- Police in California wrangled a loose bovine that managed to shatter a windshield and leave an unsavory mess in a "cow-llision" with a Tesla.

The Pleasanton Police Department said in a Facebook post that officers responded late Wednesday night about a loose cow wandering into traffic along Bernal and Stanley.

Officers arrived to find the brown cow running around the area. They determined the animal had been in a "cow-llision" with a sedan that shattered the vehicle's windshield and left its hood covered in what appeared to be feces.

The cow was not injured and was safely returned to its owner with some help from local ranchers, police said.


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1 posted on 02/03/2023 12:29:04 PM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

LOL! I hate it when that happens . . .


2 posted on 02/03/2023 12:32:07 PM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Red Badger

Is this a metaphor, for California leading the way to ban the internal combustion engine vehicles, and forcing us all to get electric cars eventually????


3 posted on 02/03/2023 12:33:02 PM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Red Badger

I didn’t realize cows knew how to pick their targets. Well done!


4 posted on 02/03/2023 12:34:41 PM PST by GingisK
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To: Dilbert San Diego

Yes, it was a Bovine editorial.........................


5 posted on 02/03/2023 12:36:56 PM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

10/10 Cow. Will poop again.


6 posted on 02/03/2023 12:37:12 PM PST by BBQToadRibs2
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To: Red Badger

Sounds like the next great Allstate Insurance commercial. The Mayhem guy, dressed up in a cow suit. “Protect yourself from bullshit, like this!”


7 posted on 02/03/2023 12:38:15 PM PST by lump in the melting pot (Believe nothing until it is denied by the Kremlin)
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To: Red Badger

Damn. I only have to worry about bugs hitting MY windshield!


8 posted on 02/03/2023 12:39:11 PM PST by rlmorel ("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
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To: Red Badger

probably not happy being blamed for climate change...


9 posted on 02/03/2023 12:39:34 PM PST by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
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To: Red Badger
Poop tourism by the cow.

They have such vacations in San Francisco, where you can pay to poop on all sorts of high end cars, in parking decks, while owners are at work.

10 posted on 02/03/2023 12:40:27 PM PST by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: lump in the melting pot

LOL!


11 posted on 02/03/2023 12:41:15 PM PST by rlmorel ("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
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To: Red Badger

“Loose cow in California breaks windshield, poops on Tesla”

Some cows simply CANNOT ACCEPT new technology.

Well, I have some news for that cow - in 10 years, all new cars in California will be EVs, so his petty political statement will have been for naught.


12 posted on 02/03/2023 12:46:24 PM PST by BobL
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To: Red Badger

Oprah?…


13 posted on 02/03/2023 12:52:09 PM PST by EEGator
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To: Red Badger

“Breaks wind, poops”


14 posted on 02/03/2023 12:55:25 PM PST by lee martell
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To: Red Badger

A job for Cowtrans.


15 posted on 02/03/2023 1:06:59 PM PST by granite (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Red Badger

Knocked the crap out of it…


16 posted on 02/03/2023 1:16:28 PM PST by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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To: Red Badger

With all the globull warming crap going on, I thought it said:

Loose cow in California breaks wind, poops on Tesla.


17 posted on 02/03/2023 1:32:51 PM PST by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts )
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To: Red Badger

Was Elon Moosk driving the Tesla?


18 posted on 02/03/2023 1:36:24 PM PST by bunkerhill7 (nyc is not there. )
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To: lump in the melting pot

Ha!


19 posted on 02/03/2023 1:38:20 PM PST by Rusty0604 (" When you can't make Athem see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)
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To: Red Badger

Tenderizing meat while driving——I’m sure that’s a felony or something.


20 posted on 02/03/2023 1:39:07 PM PST by mikelets456
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