Posted on 02/03/2023 12:29:04 PM PST by Red Badger
Police in Pleasanton, Calif., said a loose cow broke the windshield of a Tesla and left a mess on the hood before being rounded up with help from local ranchers. Photo courtesy of the Pleasanton Police Department/Facebook Feb. 3 (UPI) -- Police in California wrangled a loose bovine that managed to shatter a windshield and leave an unsavory mess in a "cow-llision" with a Tesla.
The Pleasanton Police Department said in a Facebook post that officers responded late Wednesday night about a loose cow wandering into traffic along Bernal and Stanley.
Officers arrived to find the brown cow running around the area. They determined the animal had been in a "cow-llision" with a sedan that shattered the vehicle's windshield and left its hood covered in what appeared to be feces.
The cow was not injured and was safely returned to its owner with some help from local ranchers, police said.
LOL! I hate it when that happens . . .
Is this a metaphor, for California leading the way to ban the internal combustion engine vehicles, and forcing us all to get electric cars eventually????
I didn’t realize cows knew how to pick their targets. Well done!
Yes, it was a Bovine editorial.........................
10/10 Cow. Will poop again.
Sounds like the next great Allstate Insurance commercial. The Mayhem guy, dressed up in a cow suit. “Protect yourself from bullshit, like this!”
Damn. I only have to worry about bugs hitting MY windshield!
probably not happy being blamed for climate change...
They have such vacations in San Francisco, where you can pay to poop on all sorts of high end cars, in parking decks, while owners are at work.
LOL!
“Loose cow in California breaks windshield, poops on Tesla”
Some cows simply CANNOT ACCEPT new technology.
Well, I have some news for that cow - in 10 years, all new cars in California will be EVs, so his petty political statement will have been for naught.
Oprah?…
“Breaks wind, poops”
A job for Cowtrans.
Knocked the crap out of it…
With all the globull warming crap going on, I thought it said:
Loose cow in California breaks wind, poops on Tesla.
Was Elon Moosk driving the Tesla?
Ha!
Tenderizing meat while driving——I’m sure that’s a felony or something.
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