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1 posted on 01/30/2023 3:50:21 PM PST by simpson96
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“My name is Melvin Montoya. You drank my Thunderbird. Prepare to die.”


2 posted on 01/30/2023 3:51:29 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (“You want it one way, but it’s the other way”)
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how is it gas operated if it’s one shot?

I smell bs


4 posted on 01/30/2023 3:52:55 PM PST by BereanBrain
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To me, it looks like a gas valve from a furnace or water heater. Arrest him? Sheesh, the man should praised for taking the initiative to remove his gas appliances, cutting childhood asthma, saving the earth and recycling the used metal parts.


7 posted on 01/30/2023 3:55:49 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (Once you get people to believe that a plural pronoun is singular, they'll believe anything - nicollo)
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Be funny to see Detective Wojciehowicz bring Melvin Montoya in to the 12th Precinct.


8 posted on 01/30/2023 3:57:32 PM PST by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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“gas-operated”

Maybe it could be a flamethrower, too.


9 posted on 01/30/2023 3:58:06 PM PST by dynachrome (“We cannot save Ukraine by dooming the US economy.” Rand Paul)
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ZIP guns are back. American ingenuity!😀


11 posted on 01/30/2023 3:59:48 PM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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“Is that a homemade rifle in your pants or ar you just happy to see us?”


12 posted on 01/30/2023 4:00:14 PM PST by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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Wouldn’t the prosecutor have to prove it is a gun? That might be difficult.


18 posted on 01/30/2023 4:13:46 PM PST by alternatives? (The only reason to have an army is to defend your borders.)
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As long as it’s not a bump stock or a gas stove he’s legal.


21 posted on 01/30/2023 4:18:52 PM PST by fightin kentuckian
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He better be sufficiently sober to NOT buy +P ammo.


22 posted on 01/30/2023 4:24:23 PM PST by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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I wouldn’t want to be in the middle of NYC unarmed either.


25 posted on 01/30/2023 4:37:24 PM PST by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Violence⭐⭐)
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That’s the old gas valve from my water heater.

Ser No. 000001


27 posted on 01/30/2023 4:39:37 PM PST by Delta 21 (MAGA Republican is my pronoun.)
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Hunter designed a handgun while high on crack.


30 posted on 01/30/2023 4:43:56 PM PST by packagingguy
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A felon? .Apparently, the guy missed “3 hots and a cot”.


31 posted on 01/30/2023 4:45:11 PM PST by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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Dummy should have claimed to be a plumber and the thing was just one of his tools......


32 posted on 01/30/2023 4:46:54 PM PST by Hot Tabasco
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Female subway passenger: “Is that a bizarre looking homemade rifle in your pants or are you just glad to see me?”

(Reference to Mae West classic quote-—for those youthful people here.)

Really picky background:
“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?” – was not spoken by Mae West in She Done Him Wrong (1933) – but she did restate the line in her final film Sextette (1978) to co-star George Hamilton. Reportedly, she spoke the line to an escorting LA police officer who met her at the LA railway station in February, 1936.


35 posted on 01/30/2023 6:30:22 PM PST by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: simpson96

Where’s the safety?


37 posted on 01/30/2023 8:02:25 PM PST by dljordan
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