Posted on 01/27/2023 12:47:40 AM PST by martin_fierro
WASHINGTON, D.C. — House Speaker Kevin McCarthy announced he was demoting Reps. Eric Swalwell and Adam Schiff from the powerful House Intelligence Committee to join Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on the lesser-known House Party Planning Committee. Their main focus will be planning birthday parties and seasonal potluck celebrations for the upcoming Congressional term.
"This is a very prestigious committee assignment," McCarthy said while trying to suppress a snicker. "Representative George Santos has a birthday coming up, and I've tasked these three with planning a little get-together in the Congressional breakroom."
Sources say that despite their bruised egos, the trio got right to work planning the party. Schiff decorated the breakroom with a tasteful banner made of balloons he blew up himself, along with a large sign reading "IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY." AOC hired a soft-pretzel vendor and volunteered to serve drinks, citing her extensive experience as a part-time bartender before joining Congress.
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-PJ
Schiff’s problem if you think about it....he has x-number of lobbyists behind him, who need his participation in the intelligence committee. Without that....he has no value.
I love BB!
Perfect. Fang Fang is ready to partay. And Pencilneck can invite his bug-eyed butt-buddies.
Hunter is available to cater, with hookers, Dom Perignon, and 12-inch lines of coke. And Pete Bootiegig can provide designated drivers for sight-seeing tours of the Capitol.
Do you think they will be arrested, if they go into the capital building? 🤪
Omar is headed to the congressional prom decoration committee for the prom exclusively for those going with their brother because they couldn’t find a date.
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Which may explain his sudden interest in running for Feinstein’s Senate seat.
Would anyone date that beyotch?
The Bee does it again... Thank you Babylon Bee!!
I wonder who’s in charge of crepe paper streamers. That’s the job I hated the most.
that sounds like one boring house party.
but they’ll have plenty of cheese to cut.
I read the whole thing thinking it was real. Damn them. They are great!
He may have interest, but he has to compete against London Breed (SF mayor) and Katie Porter (US Rep). I give both ladies 1-plus points over Schiff. Some rumor says the state AG (Bonta) is also considering a run.
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