[HighSierra5]

How bout a fried egg veil?

[shadowlands1960]

All these weird shortages popping up all over. I’m still trying to figure out how the pandemic got rid of all the sauerkraut...

[ConservativeInPA]

I had to check if this wasn’t the Babylon Bee.

[buwaya]

In September 2022 Typhoon Karding/Noru blasted one of the principal sources of onions in the Philippines, Nueva Ecija province. The onion crop was ruined. Fields and roads were washed out, hit by landslides, etc.

This was compounded when the government banned onion imports.

Prices have been running at @ $5/lb

[Yo-Yo]

Today I saw a millionaire...

[GaltAdonis]

Veggie inflation -

A 3.5 pound cabbage is currently $4.52 at Shoprite.

But fresh coleslaw is a necessity - so I'll pay it.

[Robert DeLong]

I see masks being worn. Guess that's because of the onions. 🙂

I wonder is she will throw the bouquet and if men will even line up to catch them for their meals. 🙂

[dfwgator]

Onions have layers.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Hey, she’s a filipina . . . she loves to cook. Right after the wedding I’m sure she made some onion soup and made a sandwich for her husband.

She’s likely a keeper, like mine. She was with me for 42 years until God told her it was time to come on home. I’m so glad that I’ll see her one day soon because we both know the Lord Jesus Christ, whom to know is life eternal.

I doubt she’ll be making me a sandwich though!

[Blood of Tyrants]

And everyone will want to catch the bouquet.

[Paul R.]

Onions have become so scarce in the Philippines that travelers are returning from overseas with suitcases full of them

Gee, it used to be chocolates...

[Songcraft]

Her bridal tiara was a ring of garlic cloves, and her bridal wand was a ripe scallion.   (Right?)