"Tastes like chicken!"
Posted on 01/23/2023 12:22:13 PM PST by BenLurkin
A pig appears to have got the ultimate revenge at a Hong Kong slaughterhouse — knocking over and killing a butcher with the cleaver about to be used on him.
Police told CNN that the pig had been shot with an electric stun gun at the Sheung Shui Slaughterhouse on Friday when it suddenly woke and pounced on a 61-year-old worker.
The swine knocked over his would-be slaughterer — who seemingly dropped his 15-inch meat cleaver onto his own foot.
Another worker found the butcher — named by local media as Cai — with the cleaver in his hand and his left foot bleeding profusely from the wound, police said.
He was rushed by ambulance to a local hospital, but was pronounced
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Hamchunk “was my Peter-san brave?”
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"Tastes like chicken!"
If he sliced a major artery, yes, he could bleed out.
That would make a great
screenplay synopsis.
Local elderly farmer fell in his pig pen. May have been a heart attack. A couple of 600 pound hogs ate everything but his dentures.
Sound like land piranhas.
Oddly, I got this information from my wife, who is Appalachian born and raised. Apparently, this is widely known here where they release pigs into the national forest and hunt them for sport.
Yes, I was making a dumb joke.
Not every pig goes easily to slaughter.
Phrases like ‘bring home the bacon’ could be banned to avoid offending vegans
Norman Mailer’s “The Naked and the Dead” was the first book in the English language I ever read.
“Yes, I was making a dumb joke.”
There’s probably an injection for that.
Iirc, Swift Pork is a real thing. But it’s not Spam.
Was he fully vaxxed and boosted?
For some reason I never read it but read most of the others and I think 7 or 8 books about him.
I really should read it. Won the Pulitzer Prize.
Due to censorship at the time, the publisher made him change the bad word said by soldiers frequently in WWII to “fug.”
Later Ed Sanders (poet and author of the bestselling The Family about the Manson murders) set up a satirical rock group the Fugs (similar of the Mothers of Invention). Mailer said “Some of my best friends are Fugs.” I still have a picture of me standing next to Ed Sanders at a Fugs concert in 1969.
Friends of ours raise pigs. The husband is 6’ 3” 250 lbs but his wife has a shotgun by the kitchen door in case he falls or gets knocked over while in a pen.
Maybe when he fell he was knocked out and then bled out.
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