Florida woman told cops crack pipe was sex toy

nypost.com ^

[BenLurkin]

A Florida woman claimed a crack pipe found “protruding” from her vagina during a strip search was actually a sex toy.

But while Maines was being processed at the Pinellas County Jail, a body scan revealed an “anomaly” in her genital area, an arrest affidavit said, according to the outlet.

WMaine then allegedly removed the contraband from her cavity and “intentionally threw it on the ground and steeped [sic] on it in an effort to destroy evidence,” the affidavit read.

Maines was charged with possessing contraband in a county detention facility and tampering with evidence in connection with the incident, according to the report.

[MeganC]

Allow me to be the first to say, “Eeeewwwwwwww!!!”

[Grimmy]

Probably not all that much of a lie.

after all, she had to do sex quite often to get the stuff to put in that pipe.

[Responsibility2nd]

Crack pipe.

But no. Not that crack, OK?

[dfwgator]

Crack is Wack!

[NorthMountain]

Ummm ... It was a CRACK pipe, after all!

[bigbob]

Steep penalty forthcoming

[V_TWIN]

Too easy 😏

[Homer1]

She probably wasn’t lying

[Magnum44]

[Red Badger]

Crack pipe?..................

[Track9]

This is the human character level of the biden family.

[srmanuel]

So, she tried to pull the old, “Crack Pipe in the Vagina Trick” and it didn’t work out.

Typical Florida Woman.

I would imagine her vagina was plenty big enough to fit a Mack truck inside much less a crack pipe.

[BenLurkin]

bttt

[nwrep]

[17th Miss Regt]

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

[dfwgator]

“Level Five.....’Someday, I’m gonna marry that girl!’”

[RckyRaCoCo]

Rhymes with blunt...

[OKC Patriot]

So he had the whole crack pipe in her crack hole??
That’s fishy….

[gov_bean_ counter]

Stunt???